Lumie's Batshit Insane Thread

[Soygen]

I'll wait for the reptilian DNA tests before I going passing judgment!

[Mario Speedwagon]

My bet is they've known about his misconduct and illegalities for a while but for some reason or another he was now becoming a liability so they can him.

That shit happens all the time.

[Araxen]

UFO Landing Pads, Maybe? - Top 10 Google Earth Finds - TIME

[BurnemWizfyre]

Yeah its a UFO landing pad, because people who play and watch baseball eyes are incapable of noticing a extraterrestrial vehicle a few hundreds of yards away.

[Araxen]

Originally Posted by BurnemWizfyre

Yeah its a UFO landing pad, because people who play and watch baseball eyes are incapable of noticing a extraterrestrial vehicle a few hundreds of yards away.

Maybe the UFO's have cloaking devices.

[James]

In court papers, prosecutors describe how, Kyle "Dusty" Foggo was investigated in the late 1980s for punching a bicyclist in a traffic dispute

He's got my vote.

[Requiem]

Lol, yeah the aliens can manage to navigate to Earth in the universe but then they need some squiggly lines to lock on to so they can land. Shit, we should sell them a Garmin. I wonder what they do if it's cloudy?

[earthfell]

Originally Posted by Dumar

there is a grain of truth in everything; it is very naive to think that there is no truth whatsoever to any outlandish statements out there. no lunar landing and bush as a lizard is dumb, but if you do some serious research yourself, academic research; if you read a great many books on history, on the evolution of western civilizations, of humanity, and of the power struggles of humanity and of that (quite eye-opening and modern) history, then you will be very surprised at your own ignorance and deserve as much (if not more so) ridicule and insults as any tinfoiloid ranting about bush's scaly tail.

if you want a book that will change your world view and perspective more so than any piece you can read, then get tragedy and hope: a history of the world in our time by carroll quigley.

it's a monster book: 1300+ pages; it details history from the latter part of the 19th century up to the first half of the 20th. here's a quote:



this book was written by a very established academic who taught economics and history at harvard, princeton, and georgetown. he was also a major influence on bill clinton.

to think that the world is as you think it is.. is very stupid.

Quoted for truth.

If Lumie suffers from paranoia, the rest of the board suffers from trustanoia.

[Screamfeeder]

Originally Posted by earthfell

If Lumie suffers from paranoia, the rest of the board suffers from trustanoia.

Hardly.

Here are two statements.

1. The global corporations have too much influence on our political and cultural landscape through billion dollar marketing campaigns and prevalence wherever you go.
   
2. The global corporations are run by a cabal of lizard people who use the bible as a star map to guide mankind through focused mythology and advanced mind-control to subdue us before marching us into death camps for no other purpose than their own sinister desire to cause suffering.

One of these statements, just about everyone on the board will agree with. The other one, very few members of the board will agree with.

Just because myself and many others find the idea laughable that the government are run by lizard men, or that the bible is infallible, or that Corporate America wishes to kill and enslave people does not me we are too trusting, it means we are skeptical of all the bullshit moron trolls like Lumie like to pretend they believe to get a rise out of gullible message board saps who will swallow any half-baked, shit-for-brains idea out there, juts under the pretext of Fighting The Man.

Maybe it's because I have worked with Government contractors and people like NASA(and NASA themselves) that I know there is no fucking way they could ever hoodwink the public into believing shit. I guarantee you that if NASA were to come out tomorrow and say, "Yup, we have never been to the moon", those same conspiracy assholes would change their tune to "OF COURSE WE WENT TO THE MOON! HERE IS PROOF! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING NASA!?"

All this is moot anyway since Lumie doesn't buy this shit either. He just likes watching us assholes get riled up by it.

[Strifen]

Originally Posted by Screamfeeder

1.The global corporations have too much influence on our political and cultural landscape through billion dollar marketing campaigns and prevalence wherever you go.
2. The global corporations are run by a cabal of lizard people who use the bible as a star map to guide mankind through focused mythology and advanced mind-control to subdue us before marching us into death camps for no other purpose than their own sinister desire to cause suffering.[

I would say things are much more in between those two statements. #1 is pretty much just sugar coting whats going on, would be sweet if thats what was really true. #2 is just the batshit crazy explanation of things, which I don't buy into (not big into lizards/ufos/moon landings) theres too much other shit going on right now to spend time researching that and a lot of it out there is disinfo just to discredit the real conspiracy's going on. I've tried to inform/wake people up as whats eventually coming and how to prepare before but many don't want to hear it and sometimes they even get angry (sister-in-law is a total kool-aid drinker). I've pretty much stopped all together and at this point I'm just watching the chips fall where they may. Its too bad really, we're all going to be effected by the future that is being established right now. Just look at the page back with Congressman Ron Paul openly talking about how groups are pushing for a one world government behind the scenes. That was a great clip and he pretty much nailed exactly whats going on. The financial system is done for and this attempt to re-inflate the bubble is not going to work. When the whole thing is running on lies its just a matter of time before it destructs into itself. What we're witnessing now is an economic collapse that is being engineered downwards very meticulously, but a time will come where this will not be possible anymore. Cracks are showing up exponentially. The next few years are going to be critical here, we live in interesting times. Oh yeah, when Argentina's economy collapsed in 2001 they came with armored vans and trucks and literally removed every dollar out of the banks and took it all out of the country. Put two and two together with whats happening now with all these trillions of bailout dollars, just something to think about. Seems to me the same thing is happening, just in different ways of course.

[Lumie]

What I say is not bat shit insane man. I seriously don't fucking get people like you. You are so sure about what you say and yet other people think you're bat shit insane just like your sister in law. You know it's only because she hasn't bothered looking into the facts nor does she care to research at all about it for whatever reason. You are doing the same thing to me and just straight up calling me "coin intel pro" without bothering to research a single fucking thing I say and blowing it off immediately because of the sudden shock that is caused by such a foreign concept. The same fucking proccess you bitch about other people pulling on you(i/e dodging subject, desire to look into it further). It's seriously fucking ridiculous and is hypocracy of the highest level.

What I say is the ULTIMATE conspiracy, there is no higher level of conspiracy then the one I am mentioning since it is the very cause of all other conspiracies. Sure figuring out the Federal Reserve is bullshit and realizing 9/11 was an inside job are important but who is behind it really, thats whats important. This stems back thousands of years all the way to the very beginnings of human life on this planet and every single major religious text from around the world tells similar stories of beings coming down from the sky and how they interfered with our progression. This is way deeper then some dudes in business suits who have a plan for world domination.

Don't give me this "cointel pro" bullshit and actually do some fucking research instead of saying I'm just trying to discredit the real conspiracies when this is the real fucking conspiracy.

[BurnemWizfyre]

The vast majority of your research is YOUTUBE and people who write things that are reviewed by their peers to be just as bat shit insane as you. It's people like you who make normal people mention something that might be a bit off the wall because they are scared they would end up coming off just like you.

Yes i believe aliens exist in some way shape or form, my grandfather was actually at Roswell, New Mexico when that shit went down.

Yes i believe the fed needs to be disbanded

No i don't believe the magic bullet theory


The global corporations are run by a cabal of lizard people who use the bible as a star map to guide mankind through focused mythology and advanced mind-control to subdue us before marching us into death camps for no other purpose than their own sinister desire to cause suffering.

^ is far fucking fetched and stupid to even believe, but keep on believing your plaguerised bible, youtube videos straight up fucking crazy shit that is a fictional book that a retard just like you tries to pass off as non-fiction. Oh and just for reference, there is actually people out there that think Journey to the center of the earth was actually based on a true story.....

[Lumie]

Yes i believe aliens exist in some way shape or form, my grandfather was actually at Roswell, New Mexico when that shit went down.

Lol so you believe they exist and are obviously being covered up but you don't think they have any involvement in world affairs or anything when they have technology probably millions of years more advanced then us?

Man you seriously have to be fucking retarded because that's just unbelievable otherwise. If you actually read the Bible you would realize theres all sorts of mention of UFO's and encounters with similar alien beings that crashed at Roswell. You tell me my evidence is just youtube video's but when I tell you to fucking read something you blow it off as "plagiarized garbage". Seriously go fuck yourself because there's no way to convince stubborn idiots.

I mean seriously as much as you think I'm troll, I am 100% dead honestly serious when I say that I think it's you who's trolling me. Theres no fucking way you can believe aliens exist and know for a fact that the government covers this up and at the same time think that I'm crazy for saying they are deeply involved in world affairs. Seriously am I in the fucking twilight zone or something? what the fuck..........

[Sithro]

There's a difference between believeing that extra-terrestrial intelligent life has visited the planet, and that the extra-terrestrial equivilant of Iksars control the entire planet with mind control and shit.

Either way, even if it was true Iksars are awesome and I welcome our new Iksar overlords.

[Lumie]

Ya cuz aliens clearly wouldn't get involved in human affairs or anything oh ya and they're obviously typical humans just like us! Only humans exist everywhere in the entire Universe and obviously it's common sense that strange life forms such as reptilian humans and greys can't possibly exist.