Lumie's Batshit Insane Thread

[Astrocreep]

Originally Posted by Voyce

I'd believe that! Then again...I was convinced Millie was actually a chick, so I guess I'm gullible.

But what of the polar bears? What significance do they play in all this?

the polar bears are here to turn the wheel underneath The Orchid!

[imready2go]

Originally Posted by Lumie

Actually the angels built the moon and it is an artificial structure. They have the power to get to the moon, we however, do not nor do we to this day. It's impossible to pass living things through the Van Allen Belts without either several feet of lead shielding or a force field to protect from the insane amounts of radiation. No plane ever flies over the north of south pole for this very same reason(the van allen belts meet at the poles)...everyone on board would probably die or get cancer and computer malfunctions would occur.

You need your own TV show.

[Ninajrr]

So, who wants in on a stealth kidnapping mission where we find Lumie in the middle of the night, strap 'em to a chair, put 'em in a helicopter and fly over the Poles (about a billion times)?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

I say this both to scare the shit out of him into thinking maybe it is going to happen and because it would be a pretty damn funny thing to watch his entire world come crumbling down.

[Lumie]

ya im so fucking scared im shaking

You make it sound like the earth is surrounded in some sort of horrible field of radioactive death

um thats because we are idiot...the russians never went to the moon because they sent animals into space AND THEY ALL FUCKING DIED and realized "hey if animals die, WE'LL PROBABLY DIE TOO"

so whoever is telling you that it's hardly harmful is a fucking retard because the furthest we've been since supposedly going to the moon has been 400 miles from earth

p.s. the moon is 240,000 miles from the earth and we've only been 1/600th that distance since then...why? Oh right the Van Allen Belts happen to be 1/600th the distance as well...gee what a fucking unbelievable coincidence

but I'm sure you already knew this because you aren't a retard or anything(lol)

[Njorls]

This must be a hoax then (thx Google) Richard E. Byrd and Floyd Bennett: First to Fly over the North Pole » HistoryNet

[Lumie]

ok first of all, the entire north pole isn't covered by the belts and second of all, it isn't impossible to fly over them, just that it's avoided by modern day flights because of the known radiation levels

your story proves nothing

[Heylel Teomim]

Originally Posted by Lumie

p.s. the moon is 240,000 miles from the earth and we've only been 1/600th that distance since then...why? Oh right the Van Allen Belts happen to be 1/600th the distance as well...gee what a fucking unbelievable coincidence

but I'm sure you already knew this because you aren't a retard or anything(lol)

So what was Apollo 13, a publicity stunt?

Take your meds Lumie.

[Araxen]

The genius of Lumie is that he has -136 internets and only 408 posts. That's an awfully good ratio for a troll.

[Lumie]

So what was Apollo 13, a publicity stunt?

Take your meds Lumie.

Why mention only Apollo 13? There was supposedly 6 trips to the moon and back, Apollo was only one of them. And yes, all publicity stunts that made them several billion dollars which has been used to brain wash people like you and me(less me and more you though, since I'm not as retarded as mostly everyone else)

take my meds for being right though huh? good response...

[Heylel Teomim]

Originally Posted by Araxen

The genius of Lumie is that he has -136 internets and only 408 posts. That's an awfully good ratio for a troll.

Well, most trolls say things that are offensive or inflammatory, but some of Lumie's posts are so detestable they defy all logic. I used to just ignore it until his shit finally hit critical mass, and now I just get angry. People like Lumie are treated like clowns, but infecting other people with his fever dreams is dangerous. He's like mental smallpox.

[Brikker]

Honestly, I'd be more worried about the people who fall for (what is obvious to me) trolls like Lumie. If his random incoherent babble can actually CONVINCE people that the shit he spews is true, well...well those people are probably retarded already. So nevermind, idiocy only attracts more idiocy.

[ruination]

Originally Posted by Lumie

ya im so fucking scared im shaking



um thats because we are idiot...the russians never went to the moon because they sent animals into space AND THEY ALL FUCKING DIED and realized "hey if animals die, WE'LL PROBABLY DIE TOO"

Animal Astronauts? Were these animals sufficiently trained to operate a space shuttle?

[Mario Speedwagon]

Originally Posted by ruination

Ok so, Kennedy wanted to inform the public of this secret alliance of the zionist jews and the ultra elite reptilian humanoids, but he submitted to their will and lied about the space program making it to the moon? Seems rather hypocritical of him.

JFK killed November 22, 1963. Apollo 11 moon landing on July 20, 1969.


Did I miss the JFK resurrection and the subsequent public appearances of him talking about the moon landing? You'd think that would be bigger news.

[ruination]

Originally Posted by Mario Speedwagon

JFK killed November 22, 1963. Apollo 11 moon landing on July 20, 1969.


Did I miss the JFK resurrection and the subsequent public appearances of him talking about the moon landing? You'd think that would be bigger news.

Holy fuck I fail so hard. Thank you.

[Lumie]

JFK killed November 22, 1963. Apollo 11 moon landing on July 20, 1969.


Did I miss the JFK resurrection and the subsequent public appearances of him talking about the moon landing? You'd think that would be bigger news.

Well as you can see, this is the level of intelligence and wealth of knowledge I deal with at these boards on a daily basis. But ya, I'm the crazy idiot nutcase troll~