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Sunder · 09-18-2008, 10:30 AM

Coke Dealer's Gas Surcharge - September 18, 2008

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Coke Dealer's Gas Surcharge
Cops: Indiana man passed along rising fuel costs to drug customers

SEPTEMBER 18--Spiraling gas prices led an Indiana drug dealer to levy a fuel oil surcharge on customers purchasing cocaine, according to investigators. Anthony Salinas, 18, tacked on the gasoline surcharge when he sold a confidential police source coke on two occasions in June. While arranging one buy, Salinas told the source that a quarter-ounce of cocaine would cost $240--$215 for the drug itself and "$25.00 for gas money to deliver the cocaine," according to the court affidavit, a copy of which you'll find below. Salinas, a Hammond resident, was named last week in a two-count felony information charging him with "dealing in cocaine."

That's right, drug dealers are passing on the cost of gas to addicts. This had me rolling with laughter this morning.

voodoochile78 · 09-18-2008, 10:47 AM

And you know the U.S. dollar is bad when rappers are showing off their bling in the form of a trunkload of Euros.

brekk · 09-18-2008, 10:52 AM

investing in a pair of 26"s is a safer investment than mutual funds.

Astrocreep · 09-18-2008, 11:17 AM

Since drugs are smuggled with other legit freights there is no gas cost. its just a ploy for drug dealers to rip off their addicts for more money. i guess more dicks need to be sucked and more old ladies are gonna get mugged to come up with that.

Aria · 09-18-2008, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Astrocreep

Since drugs are smuggled with other legit freights there is no gas cost. its just a ploy for drug dealers to rip off their addicts for more money. i guess more dicks need to be sucked and more old ladies are gonna get mugged to come up with that.

He charged gas money to personally deliver the drugs, not for freight costs lol

Cynno · 09-18-2008, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Astrocreep

Since drugs are smuggled with other legit freights there is no gas cost. its just a ploy for drug dealers to rip off their addicts for more money. i guess more dicks need to be sucked and more old ladies are gonna get mugged to come up with that.

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As usual.

Tripamang · 09-18-2008, 01:07 PM

250$ for 1/4 ounce? Shit doesn't an 8 ball sell for that much... those addicts are getting a steal according to wikipedia!

Requiem · 09-21-2008, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Tripamang

250$ for 1/4 ounce? Shit doesn't an 8 ball sell for that much... those addicts are getting a steal according to wikipedia!

It was probably crack. Indiana and all...

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Astrocreep Flings doodoo and poopoo Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 5,736	Since drugs are smuggled with other legit freights there is no gas cost. its just a ploy for drug dealers to rip off their addicts for more money. i guess more dicks need to be sucked and more old ladies are gonna get mugged to come up with that.