McCain/Palin v. Obama/Biden

[Digits]

Originally Posted by Manseed

Just to put it in perspective, a conviction of statutory rape will land you the same protective custody uniform as child molesters and rapists. Watch out for your corn hole, bud.

But yeah, I love me some 17 year old ass. It's almost worth the guaranteed rape I'd endure in chino state.

18 year old virgin girl. I win life until she goes crazy. I already found a baby naming book in her room.

Edit: To people 'insulted' over my bringing up her downs syndrome kid, let me put it clear up for you. It's not a secret that as a woman ages her reproductive system, politely put, gets all sorts of fucked up. After the age of 35 there is a serious chance of producing a fundamentally flawed offspring, and this bitch was 42 when she got pregnant. She was irresponsible to not have taken proper steps to assure that she didn't get pregnant.

Oh, and she is a piece of shit for not aborting a retarded kid. She selfishly chose to have her precious little wittle baby, and society is going to have to pay for her poisoned womb for well over half a century. Hopefully the kid chokes on a pretzel. Plus her kids all have dumb names.

For those wondering I was raised to think like a Republican, but to feel like a Democrat, and I jerk off to Karl Rove's political philosophy while crying about Bobby Kennedy's assassination while tribute.avi plays in the background.

And one more thing. John McCain owes this country millions of dollars for the jets he crashed during the Vietnam war because he was too fucking stupid to learn how to fly them right. Some asshole with a blow gun shot down one of the pinnacles of technology with him at the helm, but at least he bombed some civvies! Maybe he can ditch his current millionaire wife and marry a billionaire are wife! America is the land of upward mobility, after all =)

[Tea on tuesday]

Originally Posted by TheMarauder

a creationist

Also doesn't believe in anthropogenic climate change.

Hooray for science!

[Simas]

So Pilan said in her speech she was against the "bridge to nowhere"

But when an alaska paper asked her about back in 2006

5. Would you continue state funding for the proposed Knik Arm and Gravina Island bridges?

Yes. I would like to see Alaska's infrastructure projects built sooner rather than later. The window is now--while our congressional delegation is in a strong position to assist.

Not only was she for it, she went as far as to say they needed to hurry up and do it while they could get ear marks.

Where they stand (10/22/2006): Gov. Sarah Palin | adn.com

[chaos]

She was for it, before she was against it.

That whole "creationist" thing is insane to me. I could never support a candidate who believed in that shit. Being religious is one thing, and I have no issue with that either way, but to actually deny science and believe in some make-believe bullshit just because, and to try and get that taught in schools, it's just crazy.

[Chips]

If Obama wins I'm going to start calling the White House the Brown House.

Also I hope they fumigate the place once he moves out.

[chaos]

Originally Posted by Chips

If Obama wins I'm going to start calling the White House the Brown House.

Also I hope they fumigate the place once he moves out.

Dude, once the roaches get in there you have to burn it down to get rid of them. Fumigating is a waste of taxpayer money. Burn that fucker down and start over. We could put up luxury condos in place of the white house, that is some prime real estate.

[Manseed]

Originally Posted by chaos

That whole "creationist" thing is insane to me. I could never support a candidate who believed in that shit. Being religious is one thing, and I have no issue with that either way, but to actually deny science and believe in some make-believe bullshit just because, and to try and get that taught in schools, it's just crazy.

So you don't support Obama the Christian?

[chaos]

If people want to be religious, that's their business. My problem is with them pushing it onto me or others.

[Simas]

Originally Posted by Manseed

So you don't support Obama the Christian?

Being a christian and advocating teaching creationism in schools are two very different things.

Its the difference between being an atheist and advocating removing "under god" from the pledge.

Oh and this is wrong but the part about Trig made laugh out loud.

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[Manseed]

What I quoted had nothing to do with teaching anything in schools. He said that he couldn't support a candidate that 'denied science' and 'believed in some make believe bullshit.' Well, Obama is a Christian. He denies science, and believes in some make believe bullshit.

And no, I don't think it should be taught in schools. I also think that 'under god' should be removed from the pledge. I think that the federal government should have absolutely nothing to do with religion.

[Simas]

Originally Posted by Manseed

And no, I don't think it should be taught in schools. I also think that 'under god' should be removed from the pledge. I think that the federal government should have absolutely nothing to do with religion.

Yeah but you're an internet warrior. Not a real person.

Vote Bob Barr!

[chaos]

I was talking about creationism, not christianity. I'm pretty sure Obama has stated that he believes in evolution. In fact...

Originally Posted by Discover online interview with Obama

Q: York County was recently in the news for a lawsuit involving the teaching of intelligent design. What’s your attitude regarding the teaching of evolution in public schools?

A: “I’m a Christian, and I believe in parents being able to provide children with religious instruction without interference from the state.

But I also believe our schools are there to teach worldly knowledge and science. I believe in evolution, and I believe there’s a difference between science and faith. That doesn’t make faith any less important than science. It just means they’re two different things. And I think it’s a mistake to try to cloud the teaching of science with theories that frankly don’t hold up to scientific inquiry.“

But yeah, that right there is what I am talking about. Believe what you want, but the government has no business at all messing with religion and the schools have no business teaching it. Creationism is not religion, it's stupidity.

[Sythrak]

Some asshole with a blow gun shot down one of the pinnacles of technology with him at the helm

Sounds like a game of Civilization.

[Erumaron]

Originally Posted by Sythrak

Sounds like a game of Civilization.

I LOL'ed.

The first time my Apache helicopter got shot down by an archer I uninstalled the game and never played again.

[Manseed]

Originally Posted by chaos

But yeah, that right there is what I am talking about. Believe what you want, but the government has no business at all messing with religion and the schools have no business teaching it. Creationism is not religion, it's stupidity.

You're going to turn this into a religious debate, but Christianity teaches that a supernatural being created the earth and heavens. So no, there is not a difference between 'creationism' and Christianity. But, we can keep redefining faith and religion as needed to make sure it fits with science. Or you can just admit that your bro Obama believes in something just as crazy as what you're dismissing as stupidity.

Oh and I like how you throw that 'believe what you want' line at me and basically just repeat exactly what I said. No, it shouldn't be taught in schools. Who are you arguing against?