Women are Insane - Page 6

Aria · 08-13-2008, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Magnum PI

Better

Thank you, that's what I meant to originally write but I didn't want to make everyone else look bad.

Draegan · 08-13-2008, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Aria

Never really had any extremely crazy ones; well, I know all women are crazy, but I mean none that were overboard. I had one girlfriend that always wanted to know where I was, she used to get upset if I was at band practice and not at my house waiting for her call.

From your forum handle and your avatar I assumed that you were a chick. Or maybe you're a lesbian?

Aria · 08-13-2008, 02:07 PM

Do I get free items if I say I'm a lesbian?

My character was named Aria in FFXI so I used it as my handle here, and the picture is of Mrs. Johansson herself.

Scientologist · 08-13-2008, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by brekk

I swear this is almost identical to what happened to my softmore roommate.

Second semester he meets a chick who's a local. He's 20 softmore at a private univ, shes 19 local and "working on her ged" (dropout) Up until this point he was still a virgin, a few weeks after dating he hints to me that he's gonna lose it soon, so me and some of our other friends plead with him to be safe, not only for pregnancy, but because this chick looked infested with STD's. She was the very definition of trailer trash, bleach blond hair, cant speak with proper grammar, used the word "cunt" in every other sentence. The rest if us despised her.

Sure enough they started having sex, few weeks later I gave him a ride home for weekend break and he admitted that he had a bag of condoms under his bed, but he had never used one. She apparently had some sickness so she couldn't get pregnant. Few weeks later the first pregnancy scare, he panics, she has her period, alls good. He keeps up, but now her story is she had some surgery that caused her to not be able to get pregnant. Few weeks later another pregnancy scare. I find out hes still not being safe with her, and he says "well i figure if shes pregnant why start using em now" 2 week before the end of the semester they get engaged. By mid summer they break up, and he tells me and all his other friends to not talk to her she's making lies about being pregnant.

Fast forward to 3 weeks ago. I get a random facebook invite from her, shes now married and has a 17 month old son. (the math works out perfectly to them banging) within 2 hours i get a facebook message from him asking me to not be friends with or talk to her "she's crazy"

The word is sophmore bro. You're welcome.

r3probate · 08-13-2008, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Scientologist

The word is sophmore bro. You're welcome.

Sophomore.

Mymn · 08-13-2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by r3probate

Sophomore.

lol, thanks. +1

Scientologist · 08-13-2008, 05:16 PM

FUCK!

Manseed · 08-13-2008, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Scientologist

The word is sophmore bro. You're welcome.

Wow.

Simas · 08-13-2008, 05:47 PM

What a sophomoric mistake.

Manseed · 08-13-2008, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Simas

What a sophomoric mistake.

Simas insulting someone on their spelling? Say it ain't so.

Simas · 08-13-2008, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Manseed

Simas insulting someone on their spelling? Say it ain't so.

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds"

Chips · 08-13-2008, 07:21 PM

So I met this girl on an online dating site. We talked for a couple weeks, finally convinced her to agree to hang out with me.

I drive to her place, its about an hour away. She is a lot bigger than her pictures make her out to be. I'm a nice guy so I don't get right back in my car and drive away. We go out to eat, we hang out for a bit and watch a movie. She says its OK if I crash at her place since its like 3am.

I wake up, say toodles and head home. It's been 3 days since the meeting and she has been calling me and texting me non stop. I've told her I've been busy and she keeps trying to convince me to come visit. First she promised she would kiss me, I said no. She promised she would let me feel her tits, I said no. She promised she would give me head, I thought about it, but said no.

At this point I can spend 2 hours driving(there and back) and get my dick sucked by a fattie or just stay home.

Mymn · 08-13-2008, 07:34 PM

stay home

Ancalagon · 08-13-2008, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Chips

So I met this girl on an online dating site. We talked for a couple weeks, finally convinced her to agree to hang out with me.

I drive to her place, its about an hour away. She is a lot bigger than her pictures make her out to be. I'm a nice guy so I don't get right back in my car and drive away. We go out to eat, we hang out for a bit and watch a movie. She says its OK if I crash at her place since its like 3am.

I wake up, say toodles and head home. It's been 3 days since the meeting and she has been calling me and texting me non stop. I've told her I've been busy and she keeps trying to convince me to come visit. First she promised she would kiss me, I said no. She promised she would let me feel her tits, I said no. She promised she would give me head, I thought about it, but said no.

At this point I can spend 2 hours driving(there and back) and get my dick sucked by a fattie or just stay home.

Let's see the pics you got fooled by.

Manseed · 08-13-2008, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Chips

So I met this girl on an online dating site. We talked for a couple weeks, finally convinced her to agree to hang out with me.

I drive to her place, its about an hour away. She is a lot bigger than her pictures make her out to be. I'm a nice guy so I don't get right back in my car and drive away. We go out to eat, we hang out for a bit and watch a movie. She says its OK if I crash at her place since its like 3am.

I wake up, say toodles and head home. It's been 3 days since the meeting and she has been calling me and texting me non stop. I've told her I've been busy and she keeps trying to convince me to come visit. First she promised she would kiss me, I said no. She promised she would let me feel her tits, I said no. She promised she would give me head, I thought about it, but said no.

At this point I can spend 2 hours driving(there and back) and get my dick sucked by a fattie or just stay home.

If there are only pics of her face she is fat 100% of the time. Even if her face looks anorexic. Or if she has a body shot, you have to look close to make sure she doesn't look like 5 years younger than her face shots.

An hour away isn't really worth it, unless she's hot and it's a sure thing. Even then...

08-13-2008, 05:47 PM	#84 (permalink)
Simas Say word Join Date: May 2005 Location: NoVa Posts: 1,768 -22 Internets	What a sophomoric mistake. __________________ Destroyer

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Chips Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Joburg, RSA Posts: 1,099 -78 Internets	So I met this girl on an online dating site. We talked for a couple weeks, finally convinced her to agree to hang out with me. I drive to her place, its about an hour away. She is a lot bigger than her pictures make her out to be. I'm a nice guy so I don't get right back in my car and drive away. We go out to eat, we hang out for a bit and watch a movie. She says its OK if I crash at her place since its like 3am. I wake up, say toodles and head home. It's been 3 days since the meeting and she has been calling me and texting me non stop. I've told her I've been busy and she keeps trying to convince me to come visit. First she promised she would kiss me, I said no. She promised she would let me feel her tits, I said no. She promised she would give me head, I thought about it, but said no. At this point I can spend 2 hours driving(there and back) and get my dick sucked by a fattie or just stay home. __________________ “White folks was in caves while we was building empires ... We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.” -Rev. Al Sharpton

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08-13-2008, 02:07 PM	#78 (permalink)
Aria Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,061 +7 Internets	Do I get free items if I say I'm a lesbian? My character was named Aria in FFXI so I used it as my handle here, and the picture is of Mrs. Johansson herself.

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Scientologist Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 669 -55 Internets	FUCK!