$500

Etoille · 06-19-2008, 05:52 AM

I'm giving it away. Thats right. $500 via paypal.

To the person who finds me a job in the DC area in contract administration or policy analysis, once I am hired and start that job - $500 dollars.

By find a job I am looking for a personal and/or inside referral - scouring the job sites is something I can do myself. I need a foot in the door. Whether you work for a company or know someone in HR for a company - my resume MUST be submitted as a referral. When I am hired, you get $500.

If after a year I am in process for getting a security clearance I will add another $500 dollars.

If you receive a referral bonus of some sort it doesn't matter. I will still pay you in addition to what you receive.

The only jobs I'm able to leverage connections for right now are ones where security clearances are required or don't pay enough to cover my student loans, and my contacts work primarily in financials and/or IT so its been largely unsuccesful.

PM me if interested.
Thanks.

PS - I read the "do not advertise on these forums" thread very carefully as well as other "help me find a job in" threads that have been on these forums, and concluded that this offer would not violate the advertisement policy. If it is deemed, because of monetary terms, to be a violation of the advertising policy I sincerely apologize and understand if it must be deleted.

I just need a new job

Bristlebane · 06-19-2008, 05:56 AM

Hmm...IRB's profile says he lives in D.C.

I smell a partnership coming up.

GrobbeeTrull2.0 · 06-19-2008, 05:59 AM

Man, and you were offering me babies for this job. Babies COST money, and now you're giving it away?!

Etoille · 06-19-2008, 06:00 AM

lol back in the days when IRB was sane I actually asked him what he did. its not a match :P

Etoille · 06-19-2008, 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrobbeeTrull2.0

Man, and you were offering me babies for this job. Babies COST money, and now you're giving it away?!

you can choose. babies or money. only you though. and on the stipulation that they cant be raised as commies.

I'm Rich Bitch · 06-19-2008, 01:11 PM

Want to make $500 the hard way?

Gigfc · 06-19-2008, 01:19 PM

Damn you, woman. I am near DC but I cannot help you in your search. But honey, if you give me the $500, I will rock your world.

Etoille · 06-19-2008, 01:26 PM

*scratches head*

its for a job you toolboxes. GET ME A JOB.

The Ancient · 06-19-2008, 01:31 PM

I'll pay you $12 an hour to chill out at home for a week. No overtime.

Etoille · 06-19-2008, 01:34 PM

i dont get it

The Ancient · 06-19-2008, 01:42 PM

I'd make a joke about girls and math, but it might get back to Millie.

x1hundredregrets · 06-19-2008, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ancient

I'd make a joke about girls and math, but it might get back to Millie.

This is why we can't have nice things?

Etoille · 06-19-2008, 01:46 PM

LOL

less laughs more finding me a job!

chaos · 06-19-2008, 01:51 PM

Only positions I know of require an active clearance, sorry

Ashes Emberblade · 06-19-2008, 04:32 PM

I'll make the same offer for the New Orleans area. Get me a job in: IT support, inside sales (leads provided, good commission/bonus schedule,) or administrative/clerical with a good company (plenty of growth potential) and I'll paypal $500.

Must pay $36k+.

I have plenty of experience in the above three categories.

06-19-2008, 05:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
Etoille Tuco's Furry Convention Costume is Sparty Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,527	$500 I'm giving it away. Thats right. $500 via paypal. To the person who finds me a job in the DC area in contract administration or policy analysis, once I am hired and start that job - $500 dollars. By find a job I am looking for a personal and/or inside referral - scouring the job sites is something I can do myself. I need a foot in the door. Whether you work for a company or know someone in HR for a company - my resume MUST be submitted as a referral. When I am hired, you get $500. If after a year I am in process for getting a security clearance I will add another $500 dollars. If you receive a referral bonus of some sort it doesn't matter. I will still pay you in addition to what you receive. The only jobs I'm able to leverage connections for right now are ones where security clearances are required or don't pay enough to cover my student loans, and my contacts work primarily in financials and/or IT so its been largely unsuccesful. PM me if interested. Thanks. PS - I read the "do not advertise on these forums" thread very carefully as well as other "help me find a job in" threads that have been on these forums, and concluded that this offer would not violate the advertisement policy. If it is deemed, because of monetary terms, to be a violation of the advertising policy I sincerely apologize and understand if it must be deleted. I just need a new job Last edited by Etoille : 06-19-2008 at 05:58 AM.

06-19-2008, 01:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
Gigfc Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,223 -50 Internets	Damn you, woman. I am near DC but I cannot help you in your search. But honey, if you give me the $500, I will rock your world. __________________ -Winlu

06-19-2008, 01:46 PM	#13 (permalink)
Etoille Tuco's Furry Convention Costume is Sparty Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,527	LOL less laughs more finding me a job! Last edited by Etoille : 06-19-2008 at 01:50 PM.

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06-19-2008, 05:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bristlebane Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,856	Hmm...IRB's profile says he lives in D.C. I smell a partnership coming up.

06-19-2008, 05:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
GrobbeeTrull2.0 Proud Communist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 2,333	Man, and you were offering me babies for this job. Babies COST money, and now you're giving it away?!

06-19-2008, 06:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
Etoille Tuco's Furry Convention Costume is Sparty Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,527	lol back in the days when IRB was sane I actually asked him what he did. its not a match :P

06-19-2008, 01:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
I'm Rich Bitch Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,261 -69 Internets	Want to make $500 the hard way?

06-19-2008, 01:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
Etoille Tuco's Furry Convention Costume is Sparty Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,527	scratches head its for a job you toolboxes. GET ME A JOB.

06-19-2008, 01:34 PM	#10 (permalink)
Etoille Tuco's Furry Convention Costume is Sparty Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,527	i dont get it

06-19-2008, 01:51 PM	#14 (permalink)
chaos Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,345 +6 Internets	Only positions I know of require an active clearance, sorry

06-19-2008, 04:32 PM	#15 (permalink)
Ashes Emberblade Better than You Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: NOLA Posts: 1,435 -31 Internets	I'll make the same offer for the New Orleans area. Get me a job in: IT support, inside sales (leads provided, good commission/bonus schedule,) or administrative/clerical with a good company (plenty of growth potential) and I'll paypal $500. Must pay $36k+. I have plenty of experience in the above three categories.