Bush intends to attack iran!.....?

Etoille · 05-20-2008, 08:06 AM

White House denies story about attacking Iran - Yahoo! News

yeah I'm going to go with bullshit on this one. Even GWB isnt this dumb to say something like this or even think its a good idea.

Im guessing it plays out like this:

Bush visits Israel.
Israel, having just as much of an agenda against Iran as Iran has against it, says hmmmm.....if we say Bush said this.....everyone wouldnt think it was too out of character.
And then Israel thinks hmmm if we say this...we get Iran riled up, Iran makes threats/bold statements/gestures against us or the US.....
Which gets Bush riled up....so hopefully its a self fulfilling prophecy!

Zeste · 05-20-2008, 08:30 AM

At least we'll be in Iraq for 100 years, easier to usher in Armageddon that way. Joseph Smith was wrong, the Great Abominable Church isn't Catholicism, it's Islam.

Don't worry though, it will be a 7 year war followed by 1000 years of peace and Christ's second coming. Then the believers will be risen and the non-believers left to perish on earth after the rapture.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Millie · 05-20-2008, 08:35 AM

I forget who said it originally (George Carlin, maybe?), but if the evangelicals and other fanatics are going to be the ones in heaven, I'll take hell any day of the week.

Sunder · 05-20-2008, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeste

At least we'll be in Iraq for 100 years, easier to usher in Armageddon that way. Joseph Smith was wrong, the Great Abominable Church isn't Catholicism, it's Islam.

Don't worry though, it will be a 7 year war followed by 1000 years of peace and Christ's second coming. Then the believers will be risen and the non-believers left to perish on earth after the rapture.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

John McCain's buddy Hagee agrees with your Mormon friend.

Quote:

The United States must join Israel in a pre-emptive military strike against Iran to fulfill God’s plan for both Israel and the West… a biblically prophesied end-time confrontation with Iran, which will lead to the Rapture, Tribulation, and Second Coming of Christ.

Hagee Says Attack Iran and Fulfill Pr... - ! * POLITICS * ! - tribe.net

I'm Rich Bitch · 05-20-2008, 08:43 AM

Bush should be impeached once he attacks. Anyone who collaborates with him on this should be put in prison including John McCain, Dick Cheney, all of the Congressional Republicans and everyone at FOX News.

Soriak · 05-20-2008, 08:44 AM

That there are enough nutjobs out there who believe this and can influence an election is pretty scary. Not that I think anyone capable of becoming president would be stupid enough to pull off something like that. No, not even Bush.

Eomer · 05-20-2008, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by I'm Rich Bitch

Bush should be impeached once he attacks. Anyone who collaborates with him on this should be put in prison including John McCain, Dick Cheney, all of the Congressional Republicans and everyone at FOX News.

You are insane.

Angerz · 05-20-2008, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Eomer

You are insane.

I am fully convinced the IRB is Khorum, who made that account in order to troll the other side of the political aisle now.

Etoille · 05-20-2008, 10:21 AM

no way angerz. IRB is genuinely nuts. Khorum is just a troll.

goatface · 05-20-2008, 10:24 AM

I hope he starts up the draft soon.......

The Ancient · 05-20-2008, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by goatface

I hope starts up the draft soon.......

I are not understanding

Angerz · 05-20-2008, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Etoille

no way angerz. IRB is genuinely nuts. Khorum is just a troll.

Khorum did have a bit of reason behind his Obama paranoia too.

Living in Chicago, whenever I see a politician with a clean record who seems like he could do a good job, I don't assume he is a good man who can change things. I just assume the feds haven't gotten to him yet.

Millie · 05-20-2008, 10:36 AM

/tinfoilhat

Bush won't attack Iran. Iran will "attack us" this time, giving him pretext to move in.

Smart money's on a staged carrier sinking off the Persian Gulf, a la the sinking of the Maine.

Angerz · 05-20-2008, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Millie

/tinfoilhat

Bush won't attack Iran. Iran will "attack us" this time, giving him pretext to move in.

Smart money's on a staged carrier sinking off the Persian Gulf, a la the sinking of the Maine.

Now THAT is gonna sell your liberal feminist agenda newsletters. Good Show, Millie. Good show.

Burf · 05-20-2008, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Millie

/tinfoilhat

Bush won't attack Iran. Iran will "attack us" this time, giving him pretext to move in.

Smart money's on a staged carrier sinking off the Persian Gulf, a la the sinking of the Maine.

You're so wrong on this one, Millie. There's no way they'd stage a carrier being sunk. Do you know how much firepower a carrier brings to the fight? They'd pick a smaller boat. You can seriously blow some shit up with a carrier, so you don't want lose one.

05-20-2008, 08:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
Etoille Your anger makes me happy! <3 Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,608	Bush intends to attack iran!.....? White House denies story about attacking Iran - Yahoo! News yeah I'm going to go with bullshit on this one. Even GWB isnt this dumb to say something like this or even think its a good idea. Im guessing it plays out like this: Bush visits Israel. Israel, having just as much of an agenda against Iran as Iran has against it, says hmmmm.....if we say Bush said this.....everyone wouldnt think it was too out of character. And then Israel thinks hmmm if we say this...we get Iran riled up, Iran makes threats/bold statements/gestures against us or the US..... Which gets Bush riled up....so hopefully its a self fulfilling prophecy! __________________ http://failblog.org/

05-20-2008, 08:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
Zeste Ben's Secret Assassins - HIPPITY HOP RABBIT Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,622 +12 Internets	At least we'll be in Iraq for 100 years, easier to usher in Armageddon that way. Joseph Smith was wrong, the Great Abominable Church isn't Catholicism, it's Islam. Don't worry though, it will be a 7 year war followed by 1000 years of peace and Christ's second coming. Then the believers will be risen and the non-believers left to perish on earth after the rapture. Spoiler Alert, click show to read: This is an exact paraphrase of Mormon friends of mine. __________________ Locke: Where do you get electricity? Ben: We have two big hamsters running around in this giant wheel in our secret underground lair. Locke: Yeah, that's funny.

05-20-2008, 10:21 AM	#9 (permalink)
Etoille Your anger makes me happy! <3 Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,608	no way angerz. IRB is genuinely nuts. Khorum is just a troll. __________________ http://failblog.org/

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05-20-2008, 08:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
Millie More Adventurous Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,598	I forget who said it originally (George Carlin, maybe?), but if the evangelicals and other fanatics are going to be the ones in heaven, I'll take hell any day of the week.

05-20-2008, 08:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
I'm Rich Bitch My middle name is "Hussein". Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,063 -60 Internets	Bush should be impeached once he attacks. Anyone who collaborates with him on this should be put in prison including John McCain, Dick Cheney, all of the Congressional Republicans and everyone at FOX News.

05-20-2008, 08:44 AM	#6 (permalink)
Soriak Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Switzerland Posts: 4,039 +14 Internets	That there are enough nutjobs out there who believe this and can influence an election is pretty scary. Not that I think anyone capable of becoming president would be stupid enough to pull off something like that. No, not even Bush.

05-20-2008, 10:36 AM	#13 (permalink)
Millie More Adventurous Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,598	/tinfoilhat Bush won't attack Iran. Iran will "attack us" this time, giving him pretext to move in. Smart money's on a staged carrier sinking off the Persian Gulf, a la the sinking of the Maine.