Bush intends to attack iran!.....?

[Malakriss]

They would stage an attack on the carrier, followed swiftly by the absolute destruction of where the attack supposedly came from, leaving no evidence to the contrary.

[voodoochile78]

Does anyone actually feel threatened by Iran? Really? Seriously? Even after Iraq?

[Kaio]

I do, Ahmandiddgdsfgsdet is enriching Uranium in the plant where he had is latest photo shoot (wtf was that it was like he was making fun of us ><). He is also stealing ballistic missile technology from Putin (or so Putin will claim after they attack!) and will have ICBM's soon to attack us with.

He will smuggle the missiles/launchers into Russia and then shoot them off from there. This will cause us to think Russia is the culprit starting Nuclear war between the two countries. Thus Iranian radical fundamentalist muslims will have taken out their strongest heathen foes and will now try to spread Islam throughout the globe and kill anyone standing in their way. First place they'll hit is Israel avoiding everything but Jerusalem since it's their holy city too.

[Sunder]

Originally Posted by Kaio

I do, Ahmandiddgdsfgsdet is enriching Uranium in the plant where he had is latest photo shoot (wtf was that it was like he was making fun of us ><). He is also stealing ballistic missile technology from Putin (or so Putin will claim after they attack!) and will have ICBM's soon to attack us with.

He will smuggle the missiles/launchers into Russia and then shoot them off from there. This will cause us to think Russia is the culprit starting Nuclear war between the two countries. Thus Iranian radical fundamentalist muslims will have taken out their strongest heathen foes and will now try to spread Islam throughout the globe and kill anyone standing in their way. First place they'll hit is Israel avoiding everything but Jerusalem since it's their holy city too.

/tinfoil hat

You and IRB should write a book.

[Kaio]

I was joking though

[Sunder]

Originally Posted by Kaio

I was joking though

Oh damn... I DONE BEEN TROLLED!

[Aamina]

Originally Posted by Zeste

At least we'll be in Iraq for 100 years, easier to usher in Armageddon that way. Joseph Smith was wrong, the Great Abominable Church isn't Catholicism, it's Islam.

Don't worry though, it will be a 7 year war followed by 1000 years of peace and Christ's second coming. Then the believers will be risen and the non-believers left to perish on earth after the rapture.

This is an exact paraphrase of Mormon friends of mine.

Some people are too stupid to live.

I don't know why people can't even get it together to do anything beyond "lol I had a friend once" research.

Here's something from LDS.org, you know, the website that's actually official.

"Elder Bruce R. McConkie said, “The titles church of the devil and great and abominable church are used to identify all churches or organizations of whatever name or nature—whether political, philosophical, educational, economic, social, fraternal, civic, or religious—which are designed to take men on a course that leads away from God and his laws and thus from salvation in the kingdom of God” (Mormon Doctrine, 2nd ed. [1966], 137–38).

Emphasize that the great and abominable church is a symbol of apostasy in all its forms. It is a representation of all false doctrine, false worship, and irreligious attitudes. It does not represent any specific church in the world today. "

That took me two seconds. TWO seconds.

Furthermore, Armageddon followed by Millenial rein is a common belief held by many Christian religions, as there is a lot of support from the Bible on the subject.

That Armageddon will be started and occurr in some way in the Middle East is wellfounded as well. The word "Armageddon" is actaully a greek transliteration from the Hebrew "Har Megiddon," or Mountain of the Meggido. The valley of Megiddo is located 50 miles north of Jerusalem. The Second Coming's conflict is called "Armageddon" because it will spark from the same area. I think that with the situation in the Middle East that's not much of a stretch.

[Etoille]

Originally Posted by Sunder

Oh damn... I DONE BEEN TROLLED!

YHBT

[Lowk]

Why the hell are we going after Iran again?

Everyone knows the first step to world supremacy is to lock up Australia and stock pile men.

[Zitar]

Originally Posted by Aamina

Some people are too stupid to live.

I don't know why people can't even get it together to do anything beyond "lol I had a friend once" research.

Here's something from LDS.org, you know, the website that's actually official.

"Elder Bruce R. McConkie said, “The titles church of the devil and great and abominable church are used to identify all churches or organizations of whatever name or nature—whether political, philosophical, educational, economic, social, fraternal, civic, or religious—which are designed to take men on a course that leads away from God and his laws and thus from salvation in the kingdom of God” (Mormon Doctrine, 2nd ed. [1966], 137–38).

Emphasize that the great and abominable church is a symbol of apostasy in all its forms. It is a representation of all false doctrine, false worship, and irreligious attitudes. It does not represent any specific church in the world today. "

That took me two seconds. TWO seconds.

Furthermore, Armageddon followed by Millenial rein is a common belief held by many Christian religions, as there is a lot of support from the Bible on the subject.

That Armageddon will be started and occurr in some way in the Middle East is wellfounded as well. The word "Armageddon" is actaully a greek transliteration from the Hebrew "Har Megiddon," or Mountain of the Meggido. The valley of Megiddo is located 50 miles north of Jerusalem. The Second Coming's conflict is called "Armageddon" because it will spark from the same area. I think that with the situation in the Middle East that's not much of a stretch.

Clearly when talking about cults you should do your research from their website. Guarded cults are always completely honest about their beliefs and practices.

[Aamina]

Originally Posted by Zitar

Clearly when talking about cults you should do your research from their website. Guarded cults are always completely honest about their beliefs and practices.

Truly the most faggish trolling yet in this thread. Carry on then with the ignorance!

[Zitar]

Originally Posted by Aamina

Truly the most faggish trolling yet in this thread. Carry on then with the ignorance!

Yes believing what a cult says at face value is trolling.

[Aamina]

Originally Posted by Zitar

Yes believing what a cult says at face value is trolling.

K, you got me. Here goes again.

Do you even know what a cult is? There seems to be a great confusion on the subject, as you can see in the wikipedia of the word "Cult." Listed there are Krispy Kreme Donuts, the Catholic Church, and Mormonism.

Let's say I despise the tobacco company. My primary source, the first place I will check, on how diabolical they are is not my own ignorance on the subject, but rather unflattering documentation from the tobacco company itself.

Let's say I love the Catholic church. My primary source on what they believe in won't be my own ignorance or commonly held beliefs between my and my friends, but rather I will consult the works of their faith, official releases, and clergy of the faith.

If I want to know more about Mormons, I will consult their clergy, their official releases, and the texts of their faith.

You continue to use cult as a negative thing as well, and if you insist on doing that then all of Christianity, Judaism, Buddhism, and all other religions are cults. You also insist on saying that we cannot trust information FROM cults. It follows then that when I need to know anything, about any religion, I must consult anti-[some religion] literature, or YOU, the fount of all human knowledge.

[Lowk]

Originally Posted by Zitar

Yes believing what a cult says at face value is trolling.

Zitar, i do not like the teaching of your cult; I would like to be removed from your news letter mailing list.

[Zitar]

Originally Posted by Aamina

K, you got me. Here goes again.

Do you even know what a cult is? There seems to be a great confusion on the subject, as you can see in the wikipedia of the word "Cult." Listed there are Krispy Kreme Donuts, the Catholic Church, and Mormonism.

Let's say I despise the tobacco company. My primary source on how diabolical they are is not my own ignorance on the subject, but rather unflattering documentation from the tobacco company itself.

Let's say I love the Catholic church. My primary source on what they believe in won't be my own ignorance or commonly held beliefs between my and my friends, but rather I will consult the works of their faith, official releases, and clergy of the faith.

If I want to know more about Mormons, I will consult their clergy, their official releases, and the texts of their faith.

You continue to use cult as a negative thing as well, and if you insist on doing that then all of Christianity, Judaism, Buddhism, and all other religions are cults. You also insist on saying that we cannot trust information FROM cults. It follows then that when I need to know anything, about any religion, I must consult anti-[some religion] literature, or YOU, the fount of all human knowledge.

They are a protected insulated group that has a history of lying about aspects of their religion/beliefs and keeping things secret. It would be like asking Scientologists about Xenu and when their website makes no mention of it saying "look it's not true". Getting one side of the story from them is ok. Saying that is the whole story is silly.