Random acts of pain thread

Jimmy Carter wuwu · 02-11-2008, 03:27 PM

Decided to make this thread because im sure all of you have had some stupid act of pain which, in an act of not thinking or not checking out your surroundings hurt like hell.

- Today was plugging in laptop and was getting up and hit my back waist with a sharp corner and is bruised all too hell

- Last month (worst pain so far) stubbed my pinky toe on a corner, this shit hurts alot.

- Two months ago was smoking a cig and inhaled too hard and the cig went in my mouth and burned my fuckin tongue.

Post some.

Dethfang · 02-11-2008, 03:32 PM

Malakriss · 02-11-2008, 03:34 PM

Most people prefer not to recall such acts of absent minded stupidity. Letting people around the world laugh at you for admitting such acts, they'd prefer even less

Lucane Darkseraphim · 02-11-2008, 03:41 PM

I participated in the BME Pain Olympics and won.

Blumpster · 02-11-2008, 03:46 PM

I got shot by a fucking nigger. Shit hurt bad, worse because he was black and inferior to me, yet he shot me. I was baffled.

Lowk · 02-11-2008, 04:21 PM

I have played a MMO for a period of 3 years at a minimum of 12 hours a day.

am i doin it rite?

Eomer · 02-11-2008, 04:49 PM

I went off a 15 foot cliff in whiteout conditions knowing full well it was a flat hard landing, almost stuck it, got spun around, tried to ski out switch, tangled my tails doing a reverse snowplow, did half of an unintentional backflip, rolled, and ski'd away. Shin splints have been raging for the past 24 hours now. Dammit.

EmpireF4i · 02-11-2008, 04:51 PM

My friend was passing the bong to me, but he didnt put the bowl back in. I grabbed it by the hot stem and burned my fingers. It was glass so I didnt want to drop it and then have nothing to smoke out of.

Dabamf · 02-11-2008, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blumpster

I got shot by a fucking nigger. Shit hurt bad, worse because he was black and inferior to me, yet he shot me. I was baffled.

that's so black

Gauss · 02-11-2008, 06:12 PM

I stubbed my pinky toe so hard when I was in kindergarten at a pool or some shit that I cracked the nail right in two. That's probably my most painful accidental experience to date.

The worst overall is probably when I had an ingrown toenail and the doctor (general medicine, not a podiatrist) used some weak ass anesthetic and I could feel him cutting straight through my big toenail. The pain was so bad that I was unable to speak.

Just thought i'd share.

Gigfc · 02-11-2008, 06:45 PM

Sliced my finger open cutting up a J.I. Joe action figure. Couldn't feel any pain but it bled like a bitch.

Vatoreus · 02-11-2008, 06:55 PM

Split my nose open on the corner of my bed while cleaning.

Also, shocked my self like 6 times trying to fix my digital camera.

EDIT This is just today, is this like a all encompassing lifetime type story swap?

2yo -- Broke my nose on a toilet by jumping out of the tub
4yo -- Attacked by a wolf, face in a full head wrap for 4 months, both eyes swollen shut for 3
5yo -- split my chin open by falling on stairs (was playing ninja turtles and had a giant sled on my back)
7yo -- brother hit me in the eye with a brick
6th grade -- did a backflip off a jungle gym and broke my wrist, looked like an S
8th grade -- broke my wrist (same one) playing football
11th grade -- broke my ankle jumping off a porch (i know, pathetic)

Kobalt · 02-11-2008, 07:00 PM

Once I hurt myself, and it FUCKING HURT

Abysmal · 02-11-2008, 07:01 PM

had a finger slammed into the hinged (think leverage) side of a door while someone on the other side was pushing it shut as hard as they could for 5 - 7 minutes. my finger literally popped and they were crunching the bone. good times.

that's probably the most pain i've ever experienced.

Rune · 02-11-2008, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abysmal

had a finger slammed into the hinged (think leverage) side of a door while someone on the other side was pushing it shut as hard as they could for 5 - 7 minutes. my finger literally popped and they were crunching the bone. good times.

that's probably the most pain i've ever experienced.

I just hate to see a drug deal go bad like that.

02-11-2008, 03:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jimmy Carter wuwu Bring the pain Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 782 -5 Internets	Random acts of pain thread Decided to make this thread because im sure all of you have had some stupid act of pain which, in an act of not thinking or not checking out your surroundings hurt like hell. - Today was plugging in laptop and was getting up and hit my back waist with a sharp corner and is bruised all too hell - Last month (worst pain so far) stubbed my pinky toe on a corner, this shit hurts alot. - Two months ago was smoking a cig and inhaled too hard and the cig went in my mouth and burned my fuckin tongue. Post some. __________________ Listen to the band skindred. www.skindred.com

02-11-2008, 03:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dethfang a.k.a. Dr. Campbell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 1,169 +39 Internets	...

02-11-2008, 06:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
Gauss Nerd Rager Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 538 +0 Internets	I stubbed my pinky toe so hard when I was in kindergarten at a pool or some shit that I cracked the nail right in two. That's probably my most painful accidental experience to date. The worst overall is probably when I had an ingrown toenail and the doctor (general medicine, not a podiatrist) used some weak ass anesthetic and I could feel him cutting straight through my big toenail. The pain was so bad that I was unable to speak. Just thought i'd share. __________________ The former Gauss <Ret>, Mal'Ganis WoW Last edited by Gauss : 02-11-2008 at 06:15 PM.

02-11-2008, 06:55 PM	#12 (permalink)
Vatoreus WAAAAAAAGH! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Mt. Pleasant, TX Posts: 3,124 -4 Internets	Split my nose open on the corner of my bed while cleaning. Also, shocked my self like 6 times trying to fix my digital camera. EDIT This is just today, is this like a all encompassing lifetime type story swap? 2yo -- Broke my nose on a toilet by jumping out of the tub 4yo -- Attacked by a wolf, face in a full head wrap for 4 months, both eyes swollen shut for 3 5yo -- split my chin open by falling on stairs (was playing ninja turtles and had a giant sled on my back) 7yo -- brother hit me in the eye with a brick 6th grade -- did a backflip off a jungle gym and broke my wrist, looked like an S 8th grade -- broke my wrist (same one) playing football 11th grade -- broke my ankle jumping off a porch (i know, pathetic) __________________ Vator -- Barbarian/Deathwhisper [Provoked] Vatoreus -- Lightning Sorc US East Last edited by Vatoreus : 02-11-2008 at 07:46 PM.

02-11-2008, 07:01 PM	#14 (permalink)
Abysmal Blackologist Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,510 +0 Internets	had a finger slammed into the hinged (think leverage) side of a door while someone on the other side was pushing it shut as hard as they could for 5 - 7 minutes. my finger literally popped and they were crunching the bone. good times. that's probably the most pain i've ever experienced. __________________

02-11-2008, 03:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
Malakriss Your lack of intelligence is an insult to humanity. Get a fucking clue Join Date: May 2002 Location: Obviousville Posts: 2,778	Most people prefer not to recall such acts of absent minded stupidity. Letting people around the world laugh at you for admitting such acts, they'd prefer even less

02-11-2008, 03:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lucane Darkseraphim Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tampa Posts: 219 -7 Internets	I participated in the BME Pain Olympics and won.

02-11-2008, 03:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
Blumpster . Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 1,594 -2 Internets	I got shot by a fucking nigger. Shit hurt bad, worse because he was black and inferior to me, yet he shot me. I was baffled.

02-11-2008, 04:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
Eomer You mean I can change this? Neat! Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,814 +29 Internets	I went off a 15 foot cliff in whiteout conditions knowing full well it was a flat hard landing, almost stuck it, got spun around, tried to ski out switch, tangled my tails doing a reverse snowplow, did half of an unintentional backflip, rolled, and ski'd away. Shin splints have been raging for the past 24 hours now. Dammit.

02-11-2008, 04:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
EmpireF4i Right as the mail Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: So Cal Posts: 1,443 -27 Internets	My friend was passing the bong to me, but he didnt put the bowl back in. I grabbed it by the hot stem and burned my fingers. It was glass so I didnt want to drop it and then have nothing to smoke out of.

02-11-2008, 06:45 PM	#11 (permalink)
Gigfc Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,223 -50 Internets	Sliced my finger open cutting up a J.I. Joe action figure. Couldn't feel any pain but it bled like a bitch.

02-11-2008, 07:00 PM	#13 (permalink)
Kobalt Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 834 +12 Internets	Once I hurt myself, and it FUCKING HURT

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version Email this Page	Search this Thread: Advanced Search
Display Modes	Rate This Thread
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode	Rate This Thread: