I found this amusing

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Backstory: Co worker of mine has recently had is sister in law and nephew move in with him and his wife. They just recently purchased this house having finally moved out of a cramped apartment. Anywho, his sis in law is going through a divorce and his wife volunteered their house until she can get "back on her feet".

My co worker has zero kids mind you. I get this email from him today, sending it to the IT department, I was dieing when I read this:

How you know your house has a child in it:

1. Go to take a dump and the only literature you can find in a hurry to read is "A Treasury of Curious George"

2. Everytime you turn the kitchen light off the light sensitive animal book makes a noise of a random animal (lately seems to be the frog over and over but it was a horse yesterday)

3. You can't seem to walk through the house without saying "fucking blocks" at least once a day.

4. Your milk is in the back of the fridge along with your food and you have to move junior's milk out of the way to get it

5. Diaper genies replace common household plants in various corners and there are diapers next to the car keys.

I want my house back.



I dunno if anyone will find this amusing, but I thought I would share.