3 man team to take on "terrorism", NK, Iran... whatever

Zeste · 10-11-2006, 10:49 AM

I you could assemble a 3 man team to take on all the worlds "bad guys" (whoever you think they are), who would you choose? They would have control of the United States Military, CIA, NSA, all of that.

They can be anyone, past present or future, real or fictional. Just no one with super powers or mutant abilities. Try and keep their abilities realistic (i.e. chuck norris would be a bad choice...he's an actor. But a character he's played, that's a different story...)

They can either be operatives that go in themselves, or commanders that just plan and strategize. Or a mix of both.

My three are:

1. General George S. Patton Jr.
2. Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell
3. Alexander the Great

orcmauler · 10-11-2006, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeste

I you could assemble a 3 man team to take on all the worlds "bad guys" (whoever you think they are), who would you choose? They would have control of the United States Military, CIA, NSA, all of that.

They can be anyone, past present or future, real or fictional. Just no one with super powers or mutant abilities. Try and keep their abilities realistic (i.e. chuck norris would be a bad choice...he's an actor. But a character he's played, that's a different story...)

They can either be operatives that go in themselves, or commanders that just plan and strategize. Or a mix of both.

My three are:

1. General George S. Patton Jr.
2. Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell
3. Alexander the Great

Silly noob, clearly all we need is Jack Bauer. The world would be saved in 24 hours.

Hal2005 · 10-11-2006, 11:25 AM

1. Chuck Norris
2. Governor Schwanagga
3. Stu Peppard resurrected and given a Robocop suit.

Even if they can't take on a 1m plus army of Koreans, Chuck can use his l33t law skills and Arnold can politicize them into division.

Asmadai · 10-11-2006, 11:51 AM

1. Batman (The Brains)
2. Fedor Emelianenko (The Muscle)
3. The 'Million Dollar Man' Ted DiBiase (The Finance)

Yep. Winning team right there.

LISeru · 10-11-2006, 01:22 PM

1. Stephen Hawking
2. Helen Keller
3. George W. Bush

Zippygoose · 10-11-2006, 01:40 PM

1. Blue Ranger
2. Red Ranger
3. Yellow Ranger

findar · 10-11-2006, 01:53 PM

1.the green ranger
2.the white ranger
3. vlad the impaler

Daerath · 10-11-2006, 01:55 PM

This thread is in dire need of rickshaw.

Hateyou · 10-11-2006, 02:26 PM

haha no one picked black ranger

Hawin · 10-11-2006, 03:30 PM

1)Snap
2)Crackle
3)and Pop

Faltigoth · 10-11-2006, 04:57 PM

1. Jack Bauer.

That's probably all you'd need.

Dumar · 10-11-2006, 11:50 PM

quite obvious.. solid snake.

Immy · 10-12-2006, 12:02 AM

My weiner

McCheese · 10-12-2006, 08:52 AM

1) Hannibal Barca
2) Jack Bauer
3) Vic Mackey

Kuro · 10-12-2006, 08:58 AM

1. Mr. T
2-3. Who the fuck else do you need, you got the T!

10-11-2006, 10:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
Zeste Ben's Secret Assassins - HIPPITY HOP RABBIT Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,942 +32 Internets	3 man team to take on "terrorism", NK, Iran... whatever I you could assemble a 3 man team to take on all the worlds "bad guys" (whoever you think they are), who would you choose? They would have control of the United States Military, CIA, NSA, all of that. They can be anyone, past present or future, real or fictional. Just no one with super powers or mutant abilities. Try and keep their abilities realistic (i.e. chuck norris would be a bad choice...he's an actor. But a character he's played, that's a different story...) They can either be operatives that go in themselves, or commanders that just plan and strategize. Or a mix of both. My three are: 1. General George S. Patton Jr. 2. Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell 3. Alexander the Great

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LISeru Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 286 -1 Internets	1. Stephen Hawking 2. Helen Keller 3. George W. Bush __________________ I guess we found out his weakness: bullets.

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findar Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,307 -3 Internets	1.the green ranger 2.the white ranger 3. vlad the impaler __________________ -its clobbering time

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Daerath Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 808 -2 Internets	This thread is in dire need of rickshaw. __________________ Lukas: it is, he used his own logarithms that he wrote for the shadow system in doom 3 which was simply not needed. Eomer: logarithms huh? Fuck you are an idiot. Lukas: algorithms, sorry mr english teacher Kan: lol that goes beyond misspelling thats just plain retardism Lukas

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10-11-2006, 11:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
Hal2005 Investment buffer Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: --- Posts: 715	1. Chuck Norris 2. Governor Schwanagga 3. Stu Peppard resurrected and given a Robocop suit. Even if they can't take on a 1m plus army of Koreans, Chuck can use his l33t law skills and Arnold can politicize them into division.

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Asmadai Monolith - Area 52 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Sealab Posts: 2,356	1. Batman (The Brains) 2. Fedor Emelianenko (The Muscle) 3. The 'Million Dollar Man' Ted DiBiase (The Finance) Yep. Winning team right there.

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Zippygoose Math Enthusiast/Badass MC Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 614 +0 Internets	1. Blue Ranger 2. Red Ranger 3. Yellow Ranger

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Hateyou Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 1,917 -4 Internets	haha no one picked black ranger

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Hawin Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 53 +0 Internets	1)Snap 2)Crackle 3)and Pop

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Faltigoth Army Football forever!! Who needs wins, anyway?!? Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: PA Posts: 781 +0 Internets	1. Jack Bauer. That's probably all you'd need.

10-12-2006, 12:02 AM	#13 (permalink)
Immy Right there above you. Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 700 +0 Internets	My weiner

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McCheese computerless Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Moscow, Russia Posts: 1,014 +2 Internets	1) Hannibal Barca 2) Jack Bauer 3) Vic Mackey

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Kuro Support Beam Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,471 +14 Internets	1. Mr. T 2-3. Who the fuck else do you need, you got the T!