Who pissed in GOD cheerios!

Usha Starchild · 09-29-2005, 05:11 AM

If GOD existed why would he/she/it be laying the smackdown on his biggest supporters? I mean hurricanes are supposibly and an act of god, and the bible thumpers of the southern states are the hardcore to the core worshippers.

I wonder how many of them were praying to god to help them durring the hurricaines and floods that their god unleashed on them? Talk about getting stabbed in the back by god and kicked in the ass! To top it off he pissed on them when they were down by sending rita.

I wonder how many people will be questioning their faith after this.

Zaniel · 09-29-2005, 06:19 AM

Job made a profession out of having his ass kicked by God, even got a book written about him. Nothing beats a good bit of God-induced soul cleansing for a hard-core religious type.

Zehn - Vhex · 09-29-2005, 06:29 AM

http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewid...l?itemId=23427

AngryGerbil · 09-29-2005, 07:44 AM

The song "Judith" comes to mind...

Samus Aran · 09-29-2005, 08:31 AM

The religious would just say that God is testing their faith.

It's like the abused housewife who says, "Maybe I'll just have to work harder and he'll love me even more!"

James · 09-29-2005, 08:43 AM

Hello, I'm looking for some GOD Cheerios.

Gudrid · 09-29-2005, 09:01 AM

"Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock....But everyone who hears these words of mine and does not put them into practice is like a foolish man who built his house on sand." Matthew 7:24, 26

Dintorr · 09-29-2005, 09:28 AM

To paraphrase Jesus, "Bad things happen to good people. That's just the way it is."

Kasonic · 09-29-2005, 10:10 AM

And this is why people start losing their faith and being more reasonable.

It's too bad it takes tragic events such as hurricanes to do so.

gutcha · 09-29-2005, 10:23 AM

Mardi Gras,Drugs and whatever reason he thought it needed to be ?

Intrinsic · 09-29-2005, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potam

The religious would just say that God is testing their faith.

And some religious would just say that weather happens and laugh at people who believe there is religious meaning behind everything.

Matt the Gimp · 09-29-2005, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dintorr

To paraphrase Jesus, "Bad things happen to good people. That's just the way it is."

gg 10

09-29-2005, 05:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
Usha Starchild Whatever I touch turns to Rickshaw. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 971 -15 Internets	Who pissed in GOD cheerios! If GOD existed why would he/she/it be laying the smackdown on his biggest supporters? I mean hurricanes are supposibly and an act of god, and the bible thumpers of the southern states are the hardcore to the core worshippers. I wonder how many of them were praying to god to help them durring the hurricaines and floods that their god unleashed on them? Talk about getting stabbed in the back by god and kicked in the ass! To top it off he pissed on them when they were down by sending rita. I wonder how many people will be questioning their faith after this.

09-29-2005, 07:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
AngryGerbil zero signal Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 3,555	The song "Judith" comes to mind... __________________ Doesn't speak the language. Holds no currency.

09-29-2005, 09:28 AM	#8 (permalink)
Dintorr space accountant Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Atlanta, Chocolate City, USA Posts: 771 -2 Internets	To paraphrase Jesus, "Bad things happen to good people. That's just the way it is." __________________ "This is the logical reductio of climate-change fever: throw the baby out in order to save the bathwater."

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gutcha Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 5 +0 Internets	Mardi Gras,Drugs and whatever reason he thought it needed to be ? __________________ ~ Infinite Vision

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09-29-2005, 06:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
Zaniel Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 740 +1 Internets	Job made a profession out of having his ass kicked by God, even got a book written about him. Nothing beats a good bit of God-induced soul cleansing for a hard-core religious type.

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Zehn - Vhex Lord of the Dance Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,723 +66 Internets	http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewid...l?itemId=23427

09-29-2005, 08:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +2 Internets	The religious would just say that God is testing their faith. It's like the abused housewife who says, "Maybe I'll just have to work harder and he'll love me even more!"

09-29-2005, 09:01 AM	#7 (permalink)
Gudrid Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 355 -2 Internets	"Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock....But everyone who hears these words of mine and does not put them into practice is like a foolish man who built his house on sand." Matthew 7:24, 26

09-29-2005, 10:10 AM	#9 (permalink)
Kasonic dumb Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,627 +1 Internets	And this is why people start losing their faith and being more reasonable. It's too bad it takes tragic events such as hurricanes to do so.