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Old 09-21-2005, 03:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I hear ya, brother. Time to get the lawn chairs and some cold brewskies. Maybe a shotgun for sport.
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I have my roommates Katanas to fend off looters.
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:23 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I have my roommates Katanas to fend off looters.
This is Houston, man, not New Orleans. I'm going to be shooting flying dogs and the such. 150+ mph winds could make for some mean ass targets to shoot.
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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My complex is like 99% hispanic, not that mexicans are criminals, but they are. EP: I don't have a camera anymore
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Eh, the wind isn't what people should be afraid of. Wind is nothing. It's the damn water that gets you. In an area about 5 miles away from where I lived, they had 30 feet of water, and a huge ass tidal wave... Only like 5 houses survived in the whole area.

If the water goes in (which it probably will if it's strong enough) it'll go in at a fast rate... The difference is, it wont probably stay. It will most likely dissapear since Texas isn't in a bowl.
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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After the destruction starts, throw some dirt-paint-flour up against the outside of your front door and mold it to look like a face. Claim to all your south-of-the-border neighbors that the "virgin mary" has appeared on your door and it must be a divine intervention to protect your place.

Mexicans will not only not loot your pad, but will leave candles, food, and all sorts of goodies on your front porch.

Win fucking win.
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:35 PM   #10 (permalink)
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You know what sucks?

Now that Texas is about to get a windy boot shoved up it's ass, George Bush is probably going to give us Louisianians the finger since he's from Texas.

We can't get help as it is, now Texas is going down.
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:41 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Enigmatic, I do believe you have just found the answer to the question of the meaning of life.
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Old 09-21-2005, 04:04 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I'm right by Corpus Christi right now so i'll prolly evac to Austin and catch that music festival they have going on right now.

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Old 09-21-2005, 04:15 PM   #13 (permalink)
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This is Houston, man, not New Orleans. I'm going to be shooting flying dogs and the such. 150+ mph winds could make for some mean ass targets to shoot.
Methinks a 150 mph crosswind's going to make target shooting a bit difficult...
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Old 09-21-2005, 05:04 PM   #14 (permalink)
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You know, after you die and all that....
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