| |
|
Or, use your gamerDNA username: (more...)
| ||||||
| |
 |
| | LinkBack | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | Rate Thread | Display Modes |
09-14-2005, 01:03 AM
| #1 (permalink) |
| Manwhore  Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 375
| The 6 rules for dating women Well here they are as compiled by me: 1. If she is married or dating another -walk away 2. If she claims to be better friends with guys then girls- walk away 3. If she ever lies -walk away 4. If her friends are majority single and want her to go out alot-walk away 5. If she has kids by another guy -walk away 6. If she disagrees with your views in two of the three -(a) politics (b) religion (c) sex -walk away Please add if you have encountered serious relationship dysfuntions with any more.
__________________ AOC Deathwhisper Rahl 80 Priest of Mitra PRX-CQ |
|  |
|
09-14-2005, 01:21 AM
| #2 (permalink) | |
| eat shit and die sam  Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Texas
Posts: 1,028
  | 2 is false. 3 is false, all women lie they do this inherently and it can't be stopped. 5 is false, afraid much are we? 6 is way false, i dont care how much we agree on religion and politics, aside from how fucking boring that would be to always agree, but not agreeing on sex? the fuck is wrong with you.
__________________ Quote:
| |
|
| |
|
09-14-2005, 01:36 AM
| #3 (permalink) | |
| Manwhore Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 375
| Quote:
3. Bullshit, many girls are honest. 5. Nothing worse than knowing you come second or worse, farther down the list. 6. Not agreeing is base for too much drama in the end, and sex? are you stupid, you want to have it regularly she doesn't or the opposite (though less a problem) is a major fucking issue in my book.
__________________ AOC Deathwhisper Rahl 80 Priest of Mitra PRX-CQ | |
|
| |
|
09-14-2005, 03:00 AM
| #4 (permalink) |
| Registered User  Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: PoN
Posts: 252
| "3. If she ever lies -walk away" telling a girl not to lie is like telling a guy not to be an idiot. telling a guy not to be an idiot is like telling a dog to not lick his balls.
__________________ “You cannot win if you do not play." Maximitas - WoW - 70 Warrior Shadow Council - Exodus - Retired Handaar - EQ - 65 Dwarf Warrior Vazaelle - Retired Sicarius - WoW - 60 Rogue Proudmoore - Retired   Last edited by Handaar : 09-14-2005 at 03:18 AM. |
|
| |
|
09-14-2005, 06:21 AM
| #6 (permalink) |
| The troll who sold the world  Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: State College, PA
Posts: 2,699
| Look guys. I think I know about the ladies. I've been playing a lot of videogames recently, so I'm going to help you out here with some knowledge I learned from The Hulk: Ultimate Destruction. 1. Grab the girl in one gigantic green fist, and jump to the top of the highest building. 2. Leap from said building, hearing her siren-like wail as you go. 3. Throw her down around half way. 4. Before she hits the ground, perform a critical atomic slam. 5. She's yours. Also, these rules are great. Don't forget though. If she ever speaks to anyone else, threaten to break her neck. It worked for Clark Gable.
__________________ |
|
| |
|
09-14-2005, 08:24 AM
| #7 (permalink) | |
| You mean I can change this? Neat! Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 10,202
+39 Internets | Quote:
The rest of the rules are "meh," this one just jumped out at me. | |
|
| |
|
09-14-2005, 11:03 AM
| #11 (permalink) |
| Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 2,012
+1 Internets | I wouldn't go after a married woman, but a girl who's just dating someone? She's fair game. Hell, my wife was dating someone when I met her. A lot of woman are just in relationships for the sake of being in a relationship, if the guy isn't doing enough to keep her interested it's his own fault. |
|
| |
|
09-14-2005, 12:10 PM
| #12 (permalink) | |
| Bonafied Misanthrope  Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: ATX
Posts: 913
| Quote:
| |
|
| |
|
09-20-2005, 04:11 PM
| #14 (permalink) |
| Death By Sexy  Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada
Posts: 1,684
| 1. If she is married or dating another - Married, walk away, dating, fair game. 2. If she claims to be better friends with guys then girls - Only because it will bug you. She probably is better friends with guys than girls, though. But it will bug you no matter what 3. If she ever lies - Every girl lies somewhat. Bad rule. Piss off a girl and then ask her "What's the matter?" - her response will be "Nothing" in a tone of voice that makes it very clear it's a lie. 4. If her friends are majority single and want her to go out alot - Absolutely nothing wrong with this as long as: 1) You're allowed to go with them when you want, and 2) You're allowed to not go when you want. 5. If she has kids by another guy - Walk away 6. If she disagrees with your views in two of the three -(a) politics (b) religion (c) sex - I guess if you're dating a religious fanatic or a nun these could be a bit of a showstopper.
__________________ It's okay. She can jump really high |
|
| |
|
09-20-2005, 04:23 PM
| #15 (permalink) |
| Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch  Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 771
+2 Internets | 1. If she is married or dating another -walk away (werd) 2. If she claims to be better friends with guys then girls- walk away (depends on the chick) 3. If she ever lies -walk away (depends on what she lies about) 4. If her friends are majority single and want her to go out alot-walk away (Ture 90% of the time.) 5. If she has kids by another guy -walk away (A-fuckin-men) 6. If she disagrees with your views in two of the three -(a) politics (b) religion (c) sex -walk away (A. depends on how much she disagrees, B. depends on how religious she is and you are, C. depends on what sex acts she wont do) |
|
| |
|
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
| Display Modes | Rate This Thread |
|  | |
Linear Mode
