Need help with revenge

Kaboom · 09-01-2005, 01:07 AM

After seeing you guys help out the poor lad with his overweight WoW addicted pirate hooker of an Ex I figured i'd come to the best for advice.

I recently moved into an apartment with this girl who I used to sleep with occasionally, but we were pretty much just friends with benefits. We had planned to move in with each other for a while, and I didn't really think it was that bad of an idea we both go to the same school, and have pretty much the same classes. She's also extremly attractive as are her friends and when she gets drunk she gets horny and we usually end up doing something or another.

I've been moved in with her for about a month now, and it's been nothing but hell. The first week I had some of my friends over while she was out at some club, and they had two of her bagels. Shes eaten whole things of my icecream ,and other food before and I could care less because we help each other out usually. Anyways, she comes home wasted and im standing outside the apartment complex telling my friends goodbye when she runs out the door screaming demanding my friends to pay her ten dollars for her eaten bagels. I get furious and we get into a huge war. I waited for her to fall asleep and I went and bought 20 packages of bagels(which were 1 dollar for 5 bagels) which means my friends actually took 40 cents from her. So I take the bagels and throw them all in her bed when shes sleeping and leave 40 cents on her dresser. This was the first incident on week one.

Week two comes around and we have a few people over and were all drinking pretty heavily and my roomate decides to put on Mariah Carey(What is with bitches and Mariah Carey all of a sudden goddamn) So I'm drunk and change the song she begins to start screaming that I'm not allowed to touch her stero when she walks into my room and just starts watching my t.v when i'm not home. So I tell her to calm down and she picks up her drink and throws it at me, and I get soaked I don't do anything after that because then she looks like a complete bitch in front of all our friends.

Week three arrives and I'm in the car with my roommate and some of my friends and were at a drive thru. The music is really loud and it's once again Mariah Carey. I turn it down immediately(it's pretty much just instinct) and I make a comment like "We should keep it at a level like a elevator or doctor's office music. She responds to me: your always wrong, your a moron, your going nowwhere in life, We'll see where I am in 10 years, and I'm better then you. When in all reality I've always been better then her in pretty much everything I do scholastically which is about the only thing I can compete with her in. All this because I wanted to not listen to Mariah Carey with my ears bleeding. I just can't bare living with someone who thinks that they're above me, so I need i'm trying to think of something to bring her back down and remind her that her shit still stinks.

I'd try and sleep with her again and take naked pics and send them to family, but we haven't talked in days and I dont see that in the near future. I'm pretty much open to anything minus physical harm/death so please I beg you toss me something golden.....Thanks in advance.

redav · 09-01-2005, 01:32 AM

replace her birth control pills with vitamins or something, then tell her about it ten years from now at her kids birthday party

Usha Starchild · 09-01-2005, 01:34 AM

get her drunk bang her and post pictures....

only then will we give you adice

Lejina Bloodbath · 09-01-2005, 02:18 AM

Face it, you live with a psycho.

To humiliate her is not going to make her any easier to live with.

Either you manage to calm her down, bring her to reason and deal an acceptable compromise or you move the fuck out.

It's not going to magically become blue sky and rainbows because you would somehow manage to make her shit herself and cry every week, she's still going to make you live hell in between. Your ego will maybe feel better, but you're still going to live with a full out psycho that is making you miserable.

This isn't the same situation the other guy was going trough. He wasn't living with her anymore but you do.

-edit-
Btw, you sure the chick wasn't in love with you before you moved in?
From the look of it she may have realised you weren't in love with her after you moved in and that realisation pretty much made her blow up. Big guess here, but that is something possible.

Either way, she looks like a head case.

titan_atlas · 09-01-2005, 02:32 AM

Women will be the end of us. I have made this statement before. But anyways how longs the lease you signed. Hope not too long, none of that free month for a year deal shit.

Cybsled · 09-01-2005, 06:40 AM

Sounds like a normal relationship to me ;(

PS: You arent friends with benefits anymore/you cannot sustain that if you move in together. The system cannot hold.

Frax · 09-01-2005, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by redav

replace her birth control pills with vitamins or something, then tell her about it ten years from now at her kids birthday party

Setting yourself up to pay child support 10 years down the road is revenge on her, how?

Kaboom · 09-01-2005, 09:56 AM

I forgot to add that I can move out of the apartment with her just not out of the complex. If I pay a 200 dollar fee they'll move me in with new people which I'm heavily contiplating because another 11 months with this psycho bitch will drive me mad. So with this in mind I will only see her on occasions since we have the same circle of friends but thats not a big deal. So I have free reign and I'm fearless of all 100 pounds of her. I don't give a flying fuck what happens to her so with that in mind help me out

. Also Lejina you made an interesting comment one time when she was real drunk she told me she loved me, but after I questioned her about she took it back and told me it was a joke. It doesn't really make sense though, if she loved me why would she try and make my life so miserable? Wouldn't she try to gain my love too? I seriously hate chicks.

Lejina Bloodbath · 09-01-2005, 10:20 AM

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It doesn't really make sense though, if she loved me why would she try and make my life so miserable? Wouldn't she try to gain my love too?

Not really.

If she feels she thought wrong about how you felt about her, she could be frustrated about her mistake and her reaction wouldn't be unusual.

What follows at this point depend how you feel about the girl yourself.

If you can't stand her anymore, then get out. Even if you manage to get the upper hand most of the time, to always hear bitching when you get home isn't going to be pleasant in any way.

Otherwise, you'll have to tell her, when she's in a good mood, that you aren't pleased with how the situation is between you two and you honestly would like to see it improve and come back to how it was. Try to talk in general when you say the situation is bad. To put the blame on her will get her to snap back and the civilised discussion will end there. To take all the blames on yourself will make you bitter and you will eventually snap.

Stay general, say you want things to change and you don't really want to discuss the old issues, you just wanna move on.

Then just be honest.
If you want her as a friend, then say so. You can say that the casual sex with her was great, but don't make any emphasis on that.

If you have feelings for her, tell her.

If you managed to go trough that while staying calm, honest and looking genuinely interested to stay with her, she should be honest as well in how she feel about the whole thing.

If you don't have the same ideas of the relationship friendship/love wise at this point, it's just not going to work.

James · 09-01-2005, 10:33 AM

I will read this later, but I can already say that replacing her hair conditioner with Nair is a surefire win.

Lyrical · 09-01-2005, 10:44 AM

I lived with a gal for two years. It was one of the biggest mistakes I made in my life.

It all started with the sex. Next thing I know she's given me some sob story about not having a place to stay. I let her move in with the caveat that it would be for just a few weeks.

It ended up being two years of straight hell. Bottom line is that we were acting like we were married, and we really weren't. She ran around the house acting just as psycho as your gal pal. We would argue about stupid stuff dumber than bagels.

I finally figured out why she kept causing all those arguments. She TOLD me she wanted to marry me, and she thought I was disrepecting her. I wasn't about to marry her the way she was acting. One night, during a work week, she came home at 3 a.m. totally drunk and high. I don't mind visiting friends, but saying that you are going to hang out with friends and leaving the other person to worry is b.s. She was supposed to meet me on a date at 8 pm, and didn't even show up until 3 a.m.

I had her forcibly removed by the police from my house. And the whole time, she kept yelling at them that it was her house (even though I paid 100% of the bills and my name was on the mortgage).

You better watch the state laws. I know a guy that lived with someone for six months. They broke up, and she won a co-habitation ruling. She took him for $70,000 (half what he was worth).

Not to mention that the failure rate of marriages for people that lived together is higher than those that don't. I believe its because deep down you know you aren't going to marry her. Something about her makes you think she isn't marriage material.

If you aren't going to marry her, why put yourself at the legal risk? I'd move out now before she could make a case in court.

Baerf · 09-01-2005, 10:59 AM

Lejina got it spot on (in my opinion).

The same situation happened to me (and its almost deja-vu). We moved in together as friends, had fooled around before hand, and during the first couple of months become pretty "close", but i still treated her like a friend. After the first two months she turned evil. She started dating a guy she knew i absolutely loathed, massive mood swings, i was always to blame for any failings in her life, and so on.

After 6 months i left, but we still kept in contact. After 4 years i finally talk to her about those few months, and it turns out that she had stronger feelings towards me than i believed (she's married now). She said she felt that when we agreed to move in, that things were going to develop between us. When she realised they weren't, she took it as a huge rejection mixed with humiliation.

Phoenix · 09-01-2005, 11:10 AM

Stuff it in her pooper and post pics.

Kaboom · 09-01-2005, 11:35 AM

I like the nair idea. I wanted to add that when she leaves the apartment she locks her door, but I know how to pick it, and she has no idea I can get in. So take this into consideration.

Hippos II · 09-01-2005, 12:38 PM

Since you can get into her room, you obviously just need to set up a camera with a live video feed of her bed. Then all you need is a voyuer domain and a $9.99 subscription fee and you'll be raking in millions in no time.

edit* Make sure you get her to sign a release form while drunk one night though, that way it can never come back and bite you in the ass.

09-01-2005, 01:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
Kaboom Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 49 +0 Internets	Need help with revenge After seeing you guys help out the poor lad with his overweight WoW addicted pirate hooker of an Ex I figured i'd come to the best for advice. I recently moved into an apartment with this girl who I used to sleep with occasionally, but we were pretty much just friends with benefits. We had planned to move in with each other for a while, and I didn't really think it was that bad of an idea we both go to the same school, and have pretty much the same classes. She's also extremly attractive as are her friends and when she gets drunk she gets horny and we usually end up doing something or another. I've been moved in with her for about a month now, and it's been nothing but hell. The first week I had some of my friends over while she was out at some club, and they had two of her bagels. Shes eaten whole things of my icecream ,and other food before and I could care less because we help each other out usually. Anyways, she comes home wasted and im standing outside the apartment complex telling my friends goodbye when she runs out the door screaming demanding my friends to pay her ten dollars for her eaten bagels. I get furious and we get into a huge war. I waited for her to fall asleep and I went and bought 20 packages of bagels(which were 1 dollar for 5 bagels) which means my friends actually took 40 cents from her. So I take the bagels and throw them all in her bed when shes sleeping and leave 40 cents on her dresser. This was the first incident on week one. Week two comes around and we have a few people over and were all drinking pretty heavily and my roomate decides to put on Mariah Carey(What is with bitches and Mariah Carey all of a sudden goddamn) So I'm drunk and change the song she begins to start screaming that I'm not allowed to touch her stero when she walks into my room and just starts watching my t.v when i'm not home. So I tell her to calm down and she picks up her drink and throws it at me, and I get soaked I don't do anything after that because then she looks like a complete bitch in front of all our friends. Week three arrives and I'm in the car with my roommate and some of my friends and were at a drive thru. The music is really loud and it's once again Mariah Carey. I turn it down immediately(it's pretty much just instinct) and I make a comment like "We should keep it at a level like a elevator or doctor's office music. She responds to me: your always wrong, your a moron, your going nowwhere in life, We'll see where I am in 10 years, and I'm better then you. When in all reality I've always been better then her in pretty much everything I do scholastically which is about the only thing I can compete with her in. All this because I wanted to not listen to Mariah Carey with my ears bleeding. I just can't bare living with someone who thinks that they're above me, so I need i'm trying to think of something to bring her back down and remind her that her shit still stinks. I'd try and sleep with her again and take naked pics and send them to family, but we haven't talked in days and I dont see that in the near future. I'm pretty much open to anything minus physical harm/death so please I beg you toss me something golden.....Thanks in advance. Last edited by Kaboom : 09-01-2005 at 01:10 AM.

09-01-2005, 02:18 AM	#4 (permalink)
Lejina Bloodbath Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,059 -2 Internets	Face it, you live with a psycho. To humiliate her is not going to make her any easier to live with. Either you manage to calm her down, bring her to reason and deal an acceptable compromise or you move the fuck out. It's not going to magically become blue sky and rainbows because you would somehow manage to make her shit herself and cry every week, she's still going to make you live hell in between. Your ego will maybe feel better, but you're still going to live with a full out psycho that is making you miserable. This isn't the same situation the other guy was going trough. He wasn't living with her anymore but you do. -edit- Btw, you sure the chick wasn't in love with you before you moved in? From the look of it she may have realised you weren't in love with her after you moved in and that realisation pretty much made her blow up. Big guess here, but that is something possible. Either way, she looks like a head case. Last edited by Lejina Bloodbath : 09-01-2005 at 02:23 AM.

09-01-2005, 02:32 AM	#5 (permalink)
titan_atlas Manwhore Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 375 +0 Internets	Women will be the end of us. I have made this statement before. But anyways how longs the lease you signed. Hope not too long, none of that free month for a year deal shit. __________________ AOC Deathwhisper Rahl 80 Priest of Mitra PRX-CQ

09-01-2005, 06:40 AM	#6 (permalink)
Cybsled Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,437 +16 Internets	Sounds like a normal relationship to me ;( PS: You arent friends with benefits anymore/you cannot sustain that if you move in together. The system cannot hold. __________________ Training the citizens of Norrath from 1999-2003!

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09-01-2005, 01:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
redav Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 532 +0 Internets	replace her birth control pills with vitamins or something, then tell her about it ten years from now at her kids birthday party

09-01-2005, 01:34 AM	#3 (permalink)
Usha Starchild Whatever I touch turns to Rickshaw. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 971 -15 Internets	get her drunk bang her and post pictures.... only then will we give you adice

09-01-2005, 09:56 AM	#8 (permalink)
Kaboom Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 49 +0 Internets	I forgot to add that I can move out of the apartment with her just not out of the complex. If I pay a 200 dollar fee they'll move me in with new people which I'm heavily contiplating because another 11 months with this psycho bitch will drive me mad. So with this in mind I will only see her on occasions since we have the same circle of friends but thats not a big deal. So I have free reign and I'm fearless of all 100 pounds of her. I don't give a flying fuck what happens to her so with that in mind help me out . Also Lejina you made an interesting comment one time when she was real drunk she told me she loved me, but after I questioned her about she took it back and told me it was a joke. It doesn't really make sense though, if she loved me why would she try and make my life so miserable? Wouldn't she try to gain my love too? I seriously hate chicks.

09-01-2005, 10:59 AM	#12 (permalink)
Baerf Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: England Posts: 42 +0 Internets	Lejina got it spot on (in my opinion). The same situation happened to me (and its almost deja-vu). We moved in together as friends, had fooled around before hand, and during the first couple of months become pretty "close", but i still treated her like a friend. After the first two months she turned evil. She started dating a guy she knew i absolutely loathed, massive mood swings, i was always to blame for any failings in her life, and so on. After 6 months i left, but we still kept in contact. After 4 years i finally talk to her about those few months, and it turns out that she had stronger feelings towards me than i believed (she's married now). She said she felt that when we agreed to move in, that things were going to develop between us. When she realised they weren't, she took it as a huge rejection mixed with humiliation.

09-01-2005, 11:35 AM	#14 (permalink)
Kaboom Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 49 +0 Internets	I like the nair idea. I wanted to add that when she leaves the apartment she locks her door, but I know how to pick it, and she has no idea I can get in. So take this into consideration.

09-01-2005, 12:38 PM	#15 (permalink)
Hippos II Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 684 -3 Internets	Since you can get into her room, you obviously just need to set up a camera with a live video feed of her bed. Then all you need is a voyuer domain and a $9.99 subscription fee and you'll be raking in millions in no time. edit* Make sure you get her to sign a release form while drunk one night though, that way it can never come back and bite you in the ass.