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08-17-2005, 03:36 PM
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| Pranksters Report! (706) 573-1694 I'm going to get ripped to shreds for this. Backstory: It was around 0100hrs when I when this black dude introduces himself to me at a local bar here in Columbus, GA. He seemed like a pretty stand up guy. I was talking to him for maybe 20 minutes and we had a few drinks together. I started to get a little worried he might be gay towards the end when he asked for my phone number and stated that he thought it would be cool to hang out sometime. I gave it to him reluctantly and figured it wasn't a big deal. It wasn't a week later and he calls me.. He asked me if I wanted to hang out sometime at his place. When he complimented me about how nice I was I knew what he was trying to do. I told him straight out that I am not gay and don't have any intentions of hanging out with him. He then tried to play it off like he wasn't but it was obvious. He calls back like 2 more times through out the next month and I finally have to tell the guy to fuck off and never call me again. I kept my g/f informed of the situation cuz I really didn't want to tell anyone else as it was embarassing. She just laughed about it basically. Well, I broke up with her last week and she starts turning into one of those semi-psycho ex g/f's. She takes everything she ever bought me back, starts hanging around my friends when I'm not with them, trying to dig up dirt on me from the time during our relationship. Dirt she found. And she was pissed. So a couple days ago at 0430 my cell phone rings and I wake up and answer. Its some flaming gay guy and hes like, "Hey So this conversation lasts about 15 minutes, I'm pissed off because I have to wake go to work in an hour, and hes saying he sucked my dick in a stall in the latrine...And then it hits me, Mandee...that bitch! Shes the only one who knew about that fag calling me and I know I didn't run into any other gay folk since then. So I can back and tell the guy to tell Mandee to fuck off. My phone rings again and its Mandee's roomate Laurie. A real haggard party bitch. She starts screaming bloody murder about how I was an asshole and just used Mandee for sex...which I did. Then Mandee gets on the phone and starts with the yelling. Its freaking 0500hrs now and I'm really getting pissed off. It turns out that Lauries b/f was the "gay guy". Thats his cell phone number up there. I thought it was pretty funny because he did such a good job, but I want some revenge. If anyone has any pointers or good prank tips for me to use agaist him, let me know. Or if you want to just fuck with some 24'ish fag impersonater, have at it. Last edited by Megädeth : 08-18-2005 at 08:07 AM. |
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08-17-2005, 10:35 PM
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| Is Kermit gunna have to make a bitch go "GLARRRRGH?!"  Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Pre World War III America
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08-18-2005, 06:09 AM
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| zero signal  Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: St. Louis, MO
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| Hello there person who never posts here, ever! Please, allow us all to call that phone number for you! You needn't give us any back story or anything, just post a random phone number and hope that a bunch of strangers who don't know nor care about you will do you a service and harass the the person (whom none of us neither know nor care about) on the other end...all for you! Then, when EP comes here and starts throwing his photochops at you, play dumb and pretend you are too highbrow for his "antics". Think you could do that for us? Thanks in advance.
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