Best (Worst) Jokes Ever.

iHateYouAll · 08-02-2005, 01:17 AM

So here are a few of the worst jokes ever... feel free to contribute.... more will be coming soon.

Q: How can you tell you have a high sperm count?
A: She has to chew before you can swallow.

Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
A: Christopher Walken.

Q: What do you call 2 ethiopians in a gold sleeping bag?
A: Twix.

Q: What do you call an ethiopian with a feather up his ass?
A: Dart.

Q: What's the best part about an ethiopian blowjob?
A: You know she's gunna swallow.

Q: How can you tell if an ethiopian is pregnant?
A: Hold it up to the light.

Q: You hear about the ethiopian that fell in the crocodile pit?
A: He ate two before they could pull him out.

Q: What's the fastest animal in the world?
A: An ethiopian chicken.

Q: How do you start a race in ethiopia?
A: Roll a donut down the street.

Q: How can you tell which is the rich ethiopian?
A: He'll be the one with the rolex around his waist.

Q: How many ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
A: All of em.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a volkswagen bug?
A: All if you put em in the ashtray.

Q: What do you tell a black jew?
A: You! To the back of the oven!

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider to be a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Santa Claus know he's at a Jewish house?
A: There is a parking meter on the roof.

Q: Do you know why money is green?
A: Cause the jews pick it before it's ripe.

Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.

Q: Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
A: They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.

Q: Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for black people?
A: It comes in a spray can.

Q: Why are there trees in Harlem?
A: Public transportation.

Q: What's the difference between an onion & a hooker?
A: You don't cry when you cut up a hooker.

Q: Did you hear about the new study showing 70% of all women are batered?
A: And here I've been eating mine plain this whole time.

Q: What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a womans mouth?
A: Einstein's cock.

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothin, you already told the bitch twice.

Q: What do 20,000 battered women a month have in common?
A: They just don't fucking listen.

Q: What do you call a black-midget in Ireland?
A: A lepra-coon.

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A: Canoes tip.

Q: How is a nigger like a broken gun?
A: It doesn't work and you can't fire it.

Q: What can a pizza do that a black man can't?
A: Feed a family of four.

Q: How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
A: They don't work in the future, either.

Q: Why do black people stink?
A: So blind people can hate them too.

Q: Why don't black people take aspirin?
A: They refuse to pick the cotton out.

Q: Why do jews have big noses?
A: Air is free.

Q: Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?
A: The harder you hit it the more English you get.

Q: How do chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw silverware down the stairs.

Q: When does a Black man turn into a nigger?
A: As soon as he leaves the room.

Q: Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
A: He doesn't know he's black.

Q: What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?
A: Niger nigger nigger.

Q: Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?
A: Because they come with birth certificates.

Q: Why can't spics be firefighters?
A: They can't tell Jose from hose B.

Q: Do you remember the black family on the Jetsons? No?
A: The future looks pretty good!

Q: Did you hear about the jewish child molestor?
A: He hid in the bushes and said, "Hey little boy, wanna buy some candy?"

Q: Did you hear about the jewish woman who told her husband, "Give me 10 inches and make it hurt."?
A: He fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs.

James · 08-02-2005, 05:52 AM

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A teacher makes you spit out your gum, but a train tells you to CHOO CHOO CHOO!

Turkish · 08-02-2005, 12:16 PM

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week, after you put a load in it.

MorinkhanMT · 08-02-2005, 06:28 PM

What's do a woman and a box of KFC chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box.

Hippos II · 08-02-2005, 07:12 PM

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pimple?
A pimple waits until puberty before coming on your face.

08-02-2005, 01:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
iHateYouAll Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1 +0 Internets	Best (Worst) Jokes Ever. So here are a few of the worst jokes ever... feel free to contribute.... more will be coming soon. Q: How can you tell you have a high sperm count? A: She has to chew before you can swallow. Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? A: Christopher Walken. Q: What do you call 2 ethiopians in a gold sleeping bag? A: Twix. Q: What do you call an ethiopian with a feather up his ass? A: Dart. Q: What's the best part about an ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she's gunna swallow. Q: How can you tell if an ethiopian is pregnant? A: Hold it up to the light. Q: You hear about the ethiopian that fell in the crocodile pit? A: He ate two before they could pull him out. Q: What's the fastest animal in the world? A: An ethiopian chicken. Q: How do you start a race in ethiopia? A: Roll a donut down the street. Q: How can you tell which is the rich ethiopian? A: He'll be the one with the rolex around his waist. Q: How many ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth? A: All of em. Q: How many jews can you fit in a volkswagen bug? A: All if you put em in the ashtray. Q: What do you tell a black jew? A: You! To the back of the oven! Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider to be a Perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. Q: How does Santa Claus know he's at a Jewish house? A: There is a parking meter on the roof. Q: Do you know why money is green? A: Cause the jews pick it before it's ripe. Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny. Q: Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots? A: They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending. Q: Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for black people? A: It comes in a spray can. Q: Why are there trees in Harlem? A: Public transportation. Q: What's the difference between an onion & a hooker? A: You don't cry when you cut up a hooker. Q: Did you hear about the new study showing 70% of all women are batered? A: And here I've been eating mine plain this whole time. Q: What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a womans mouth? A: Einstein's cock. Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A: Nothin, you already told the bitch twice. Q: What do 20,000 battered women a month have in common? A: They just don't fucking listen. Q: What do you call a black-midget in Ireland? A: A lepra-coon. Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A: Canoes tip. Q: How is a nigger like a broken gun? A: It doesn't work and you can't fire it. Q: What can a pizza do that a black man can't? A: Feed a family of four. Q: How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? A: They don't work in the future, either. Q: Why do black people stink? A: So blind people can hate them too. Q: Why don't black people take aspirin? A: They refuse to pick the cotton out. Q: Why do jews have big noses? A: Air is free. Q: Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball? A: The harder you hit it the more English you get. Q: How do chinese people name their kids? A: They throw silverware down the stairs. Q: When does a Black man turn into a nigger? A: As soon as he leaves the room. Q: Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? A: He doesn't know he's black. Q: What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms? A: Niger nigger nigger. Q: Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls? A: Because they come with birth certificates. Q: Why can't spics be firefighters? A: They can't tell Jose from hose B. Q: Do you remember the black family on the Jetsons? No? A: The future looks pretty good! Q: Did you hear about the jewish child molestor? A: He hid in the bushes and said, "Hey little boy, wanna buy some candy?" Q: Did you hear about the jewish woman who told her husband, "Give me 10 inches and make it hurt."? A: He fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs.

08-02-2005, 05:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
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08-02-2005, 06:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
MorinkhanMT Happy new daddy Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Halifax, NS Posts: 446 +16 Internets	What's do a woman and a box of KFC chicken have in common? When you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box.

08-02-2005, 07:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
Hippos II Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 684 -2 Internets	What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pimple? A pimple waits until puberty before coming on your face.