Is my wife a whore? - Page 2

Templor · 03-11-2005, 05:56 AM

Jesus christ, I hear shit like this happening way too often than it should. Fuck women, fuck them right in the ass... then dump em.

Uber Uberest ~Rathe · 03-11-2005, 08:44 AM

I'm from Boston and I'd just like to say we own.

The Bog · 03-11-2005, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tanjo
because that would be heterosexual?

Woe betide there be any gay players in Everquest! You might catch the gay through the server!

Turkish · 03-11-2005, 09:33 AM

WTF? First the World Series, and now this?

nurf Boston plzkthx

Oh...and yes...yes she is.

Goanad · 03-11-2005, 03:26 PM

She a ho, fo sho....

Or maybe you have small penix. *shrug*

Can't really tell these things on the intraweb.

Maybe mr. phonesex guy will meet your wife and find out that she's a hive faced 400 lb heefalo in which case he'll be getting what he deserves and will have to go back to giving the women he talks to on the phone his credit card number before phone sex keke

Kilivek · 03-11-2005, 03:44 PM

that post was so stupid it pissed me off goanad

EnigmaticParadigm · 03-12-2005, 07:30 AM

Hahah, wasn't Blarney Blackstone from Boston? You, sir, might have lost you're Thorazine ignoring vulva goblin to a true legend! Take heart.

Zistrix · 03-15-2005, 04:53 PM

Do what any self-respecting guy would do and keylog hack into her account, sell all of her droppable items for very cheap prices, replace he no drop gear with cloth or other cheap vendor garbage. Post her logon/pass on a high traffic board with the explanation of why you are so victimized and she is so bad of a person.

Better yet, after the above, use her account with obvious hacks and get her perma-banned.

Use your imagination...

Chaotic · 03-15-2005, 09:34 PM

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Grimble · 03-16-2005, 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zistrix
Do what any self-respecting guy would do and keylog hack into her account, sell all of her droppable items for very cheap prices, replace he no drop gear with cloth or other cheap vendor garbage. Post her logon/pass on a high traffic board with the explanation of why you are so victimized and she is so bad of a person.

Better yet, after the above, use her account with obvious hacks and get her perma-banned.

Use your imagination...

What a fucking dork. Yeah selling her items or getting her banned from a fucking VIDEO GAME will really get back at her for cheating on him and ruining a marriage. Nice priorities...maybe you should leave the house once and awhile.

Tukwhump da Trollie · 03-16-2005, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grimble
What a fucking dork. Yeah selling her items or getting her banned from a fucking VIDEO GAME will really get back at her for cheating on him and ruining a marriage. Nice priorities...maybe you should leave the house once and awhile.

Actually it sounds like it would be very effective. I think it would be more effective to take it in the divorce if poss. Be more frustrating to know its still there she just cant have it anymore.

But back to the main topic... ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Phoenix · 03-16-2005, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grimble
What a fucking dork. Yeah selling her items or getting her banned from a fucking VIDEO GAME will really get back at her for cheating on him and ruining a marriage. Nice priorities...maybe you should leave the house once and awhile.

Yes it fucking would. If someone pissed me off and cheated on me I would want to make them suffer.

Frawdo · 03-16-2005, 11:51 PM

I met her on a MMORPG and had sweet cyber, now we're getting married but I found out she has a loser husband that she has to divorce first! Is my new girlfriend a whore?

Fattyfat · 03-18-2005, 02:29 PM

A+++ thread

frott · 03-19-2005, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by Brahmabull
Before I begin, my wife is known as Missmouse in EQ2, Oasis server I think. If anyone knows her or sees her on please give her a big 'Fuck you' from me.

In the past weeks my wife had started voice chatting with guys in an online game. She would tell me that I had nothing to worry about and that they were only friends. This went on for weeks and my jealousy was always met with a reassurance that I had nothing to worry about. A few days ago I come home from work to find my wife in bed with the lights off talking to one of these 'friends' on the phone. A couple days ago my wife tells me that she doesn't think we are in love with eachother anymore and that we should sepparate. That same day I hear her tell some guy on the phone that she loves him. Now we are getting divorced and I am heartbroken. The new guy my 25 year old wife supposedly loves is some 18 year old gaming dork from Boston. So, the question is, is my wife a whore?

Luckily for you, the planet Earth is a PVP server.

View Poll Results: What is my wife?
Your wife is a whore.	372	89.86%
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03-11-2005, 05:56 AM	#16 (permalink)
Templor open up my eyes... flooded with daylight. Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,284 +0 Internets	Jesus christ, I hear shit like this happening way too often than it should. Fuck women, fuck them right in the ass... then dump em. __________________ Vever - Eonar What were they psychos? They look like psychos? Is that what they look like... they were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight his them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

03-11-2005, 09:33 AM	#19 (permalink)
Turkish Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Miami FL Posts: 522 +0 Internets	WTF? First the World Series, and now this? nurf Boston plzkthx Oh...and yes...yes she is. Last edited by Turkish : 03-11-2005 at 09:46 AM.

03-12-2005, 07:30 AM	#22 (permalink)
EnigmaticParadigm Is Kermit gunna have to make a bitch go "GLARRRRGH?!" Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Pre World War III America Posts: 2,479 +50 Internets	Hahah, wasn't Blarney Blackstone from Boston? You, sir, might have lost you're Thorazine ignoring vulva goblin to a true legend! Take heart. __________________

03-15-2005, 09:34 PM	#24 (permalink)
Chaotic You are not damn right Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 1,489	FreshBurst LISTERINE NOW CLINICALLY PROVEN As Effective As Floss* *Against Plaque and Gingivitis Between Teeth __________________ Imscared - Orc Hunter - Rivendare (WoW) Rhllor - Orc Warlock - Rivendare (WoW) Marked - Stygian Herald of Xotli - Deathwhisper (AoC) Panic - Lesser Giant Dread Knight - Flamehammer (Vanguard) retired Arrogant - High Elf Sorcerer - Flamehammer (Vanguard) retired Visvires - Dark Elf Shadow Knight - Drinal (Everquest) retired

03-11-2005, 08:44 AM	#17 (permalink)
Uber Uberest ~Rathe Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Boston Posts: 1,710 +0 Internets	I'm from Boston and I'd just like to say we own.

03-11-2005, 03:26 PM	#20 (permalink)
Goanad Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Iraq Posts: 208 +0 Internets	She a ho, fo sho.... Or maybe you have small penix. shrug Can't really tell these things on the intraweb. Maybe mr. phonesex guy will meet your wife and find out that she's a hive faced 400 lb heefalo in which case he'll be getting what he deserves and will have to go back to giving the women he talks to on the phone his credit card number before phone sex keke

03-11-2005, 03:44 PM	#21 (permalink)
Kilivek Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: WVa Posts: 1,078 +0 Internets	that post was so stupid it pissed me off goanad

03-15-2005, 04:53 PM	#23 (permalink)
Zistrix The Overkill Killer Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,076	Do what any self-respecting guy would do and keylog hack into her account, sell all of her droppable items for very cheap prices, replace he no drop gear with cloth or other cheap vendor garbage. Post her logon/pass on a high traffic board with the explanation of why you are so victimized and she is so bad of a person. Better yet, after the above, use her account with obvious hacks and get her perma-banned. Use your imagination...

03-16-2005, 11:51 PM	#28 (permalink)
Frawdo Death By Sexy Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,652 +4 Internets	Is my new girlfriend a whore? I met her on a MMORPG and had sweet cyber, now we're getting married but I found out she has a loser husband that she has to divorce first! Is my new girlfriend a whore?

03-18-2005, 02:29 PM	#29 (permalink)
Fattyfat Administrator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: ftw tx Posts: 293 +4 Internets	A+++ thread

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