1992 Jetta question

Blaezenfury · 01-30-2005, 10:00 AM

so i dont know much about the techical stuff in cars, was wondering if you could answer a question for a friend.

she has a 92 jetta and the oil light keeps comeing on, it buzz's and its anoying as hell she has plenty of oil.

im thinking its something that she needs to reset with fuse's or something maybe?

any idea how she'd be able to reset/fix it?

Uber Uberest ~Rathe · 01-30-2005, 11:29 AM

I bet you have your dad check your oil.

Blaezenfury · 01-30-2005, 11:40 AM

hey bitch, i atleast know mechanical shit about cars, i said i didint know the tech shit in them. i bet your daddy strokes your moms cock, but thats only for them to know in the privacy of their room... i hope.

shit, maybe you take it in the ass by your mom while you suck your dads anus? fuck that i dont even wanna know. just seriously, dont fucking open your mouth.

The Bog · 01-30-2005, 11:49 AM

He's back, and he's bitchin'.

Blaezenfury · 01-30-2005, 12:52 PM

i aint back to bitch, but if im going to have a whiney child complain to me about his daddy then yeah, i'll atleast defend myself

Eomer · 01-30-2005, 01:17 PM

Quote:

i aint back to bitch

hah!

Wrathcaster · 01-30-2005, 02:37 PM

Blaezen I must say, you've made the likes of Tortoise and even Searyx seem intelligent. You are a vacuum of intelligence, a black whole of senseless inbred confusion.

The retards are taking over, and slowly but surely they cover all of the internet in a hopeless sheet of stupidity.

Movezig · 01-30-2005, 03:53 PM

Blaezen you're a fucking tool. Get an education.

Frawdo · 01-30-2005, 08:10 PM

He sure took offense to such a simple comment. My dad checks my oil occasionally.

Fluffya · 01-31-2005, 01:43 AM

Thank God, Blaezen has returned.

Uber Uberest ~Rathe · 01-31-2005, 07:48 AM

He doesnt know what that means. Must be like 10 years old.

Duppin · 02-07-2005, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blaezenfury
hey bitch, i atleast know mechanical shit about cars, i said i didint know the tech shit in them. i bet your daddy strokes your moms cock, but thats only for them to know in the privacy of their room... i hope.

shit, maybe you take it in the ass by your mom while you suck your dads anus? fuck that i dont even wanna know. just seriously, dont fucking open your mouth.

....

what?

I didn't know there was an Internet version of Tourette's syndrome

Zarcath · 02-08-2005, 09:34 AM

You mean you didn't learn how to take apart car engines at janitor school? Come on, if you can't fix the school bus, who will? a certified mechanic? that's bs!

He's probably just trying to score points with some chick at his vast knowledge of cars. Tell her to spend $30 and get her car checked out instead of having dumbass janitors look at it.

Google is your friend! Look, a whole forum dedicated to how to fix your would-be girlfriends car - http://www.automotiveforums.com/f1597-_91____96.html

Now, since I don't want you to have a heart attack trying to move your gigantic slab of an arm to click on the link, here's what they said - Replacing the oil pressure switch fixed it.

Don't die!

01-30-2005, 10:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
Blaezenfury Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,496 +1 Internets	1992 Jetta question so i dont know much about the techical stuff in cars, was wondering if you could answer a question for a friend. she has a 92 jetta and the oil light keeps comeing on, it buzz's and its anoying as hell she has plenty of oil. im thinking its something that she needs to reset with fuse's or something maybe? any idea how she'd be able to reset/fix it? __________________ Blaezen Feanturi. 65th Halfling OverLord of the Vallon Zek Sever.

01-30-2005, 11:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
Blaezenfury Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,496 +1 Internets	haha hey bitch, i atleast know mechanical shit about cars, i said i didint know the tech shit in them. i bet your daddy strokes your moms cock, but thats only for them to know in the privacy of their room... i hope. shit, maybe you take it in the ass by your mom while you suck your dads anus? fuck that i dont even wanna know. just seriously, dont fucking open your mouth. __________________ Blaezen Feanturi. 65th Halfling OverLord of the Vallon Zek Sever.

01-30-2005, 11:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
The Bog The troll who sold the world Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: State College, PA Posts: 2,698 +0 Internets	He's back, and he's bitchin'. __________________ Bogfather - Blood Elf Rogue, Aerie Peak

01-30-2005, 12:52 PM	#5 (permalink)
Blaezenfury Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,496 +1 Internets	heh i aint back to bitch, but if im going to have a whiney child complain to me about his daddy then yeah, i'll atleast defend myself __________________ Blaezen Feanturi. 65th Halfling OverLord of the Vallon Zek Sever.

01-30-2005, 03:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
Movezig 4Great Justice Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 76 +0 Internets	Blaezen you're a fucking tool. Get an education. __________________ you guys are the most wonderful human beings in existance

01-30-2005, 11:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
Uber Uberest ~Rathe Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Boston Posts: 1,710 +0 Internets	I bet you have your dad check your oil.

01-30-2005, 08:10 PM	#9 (permalink)
Frawdo Death By Sexy Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,635 +3 Internets	He sure took offense to such a simple comment. My dad checks my oil occasionally.

01-31-2005, 01:43 AM	#10 (permalink)
Fluffya Verified 4th best poster of these boards. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Posts: 661 -1 Internets	Thank God, Blaezen has returned. Last edited by Fluffya : 01-31-2005 at 01:47 AM.

01-31-2005, 07:48 AM	#11 (permalink)
Uber Uberest ~Rathe Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Boston Posts: 1,710 +0 Internets	He doesnt know what that means. Must be like 10 years old.

02-08-2005, 09:34 AM	#13 (permalink)
Zarcath You People? Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hawaii Posts: 4,731 +6 Internets	You mean you didn't learn how to take apart car engines at janitor school? Come on, if you can't fix the school bus, who will? a certified mechanic? that's bs! He's probably just trying to score points with some chick at his vast knowledge of cars. Tell her to spend $30 and get her car checked out instead of having dumbass janitors look at it. Google is your friend! Look, a whole forum dedicated to how to fix your would-be girlfriends car - http://www.automotiveforums.com/f1597-_91____96.html Now, since I don't want you to have a heart attack trying to move your gigantic slab of an arm to click on the link, here's what they said - Replacing the oil pressure switch fixed it. Don't die! Last edited by Zarcath : 02-08-2005 at 09:40 AM.

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