Why the fuck am I asking you guys this?

[Matt the Gimp]

I started smoking weed last year and now I smoke a shitload. I've been in a dry spell and the last ladies were pre-smoke days.

Now, should you wait to tell a girl that you blaze, or is it cool to tell them earlier?

[Samus Aran]

Just tell them you're gay now, and get it over with. If they love you, they'll stay.

[titan_atlas]

I second the gay admittance, Its always better to be honest from the beginning of the relationship. Also tell them you smoke pot.

[Blaezenfury]

just tell her you do it/or did it, and you're trying to quit/already did.

and how much to you ''is a shitload of smokeing'' ?

[Samus Aran]

Originally posted by Blaezenfury
just tell her you do it/or did it, and you're trying to quit/already did.

and how much to you ''is a shitload of smokeing'' ?

12 dongs-a-day.

[redav]

Originally posted by matt the gimp
I started smoking weed last year and now I smoke a shitload. I've been in a dry spell and the last ladies were pre-smoke days.

Now, should you wait to tell a girl that you blaze, or is it cool to tell them earlier?

If you're high all the time, laughing at stupid shit, other addicts are the only women who will put up with your symptomatic sense of humor. But if she's only staying around because you both smoke and laugh then that means she'll end up screwing every other pot smoking chucklehead that comes through.

So unless you are rich or pretty attractive, I think you'll probably either die alone or end up husband to a dope whore and father to someone elses kids.

Goodluck.

[Matt the Gimp]

I am not high 24/7, I smoke daily but mostly just at home in the evening to relax and unwind.

[Kallian]

Originally posted by redav
If you're high all the time, laughing at stupid shit, other addicts are the only women who will put up with your symptomatic sense of humor. But if she's only staying around because you both smoke and laugh then that means she'll end up screwing every other pot smoking chucklehead that comes through.

So unless you are rich or pretty attractive, I think you'll probably either die alone or end up husband to a dope whore and father to someone elses kids.

Goodluck.

Nice.

[frott]

Originally posted by redav
If you're high all the time, laughing at stupid shit, other addicts are the only women who will put up with your symptomatic sense of humor. But if she's only staying around because you both smoke and laugh then that means she'll end up screwing every other pot smoking chucklehead that comes through.

So unless you are rich or pretty attractive, I think you'll probably either die alone or end up husband to a dope whore and father to someone elses kids.

Goodluck.

Best 4th post ever, and by someone with Vader spelled backwards as their pseudonym.

Here is my representation of the events of 05/05:

[Matt the Gimp]

Originally posted by frott
Best 4th post ever, and by someone with Vader spelled backwards as their pseudonym.

our user names aren't really pseudonym. a pseudonym is a fake name to fool people all incognito and shit.

our user names fall under the realm of aliases and better yet call signs.

[Metranon]

some helpful "tests"

ask her what kind of music she likes: Rap= she puffs probably, punk= tread carefully, "i don't listen to music that much"= doesn't smoke, etc

mention that your "ex-roomate" smoked a ton of weed, and test reaction

[frott]

Originally posted by matt the gimp
our user names aren't really pseudonym. a pseudonym is a fake name to fool people all incognito and shit.

our user names fall under the realm of aliases and better yet call signs.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pseudonym

pseu·do·nym ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sdn-m)
n.

A fictitious name, especially a pen name.

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Main Entry: fictitious
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: made-up
Synonyms: apocryphal, artificial, assumed, bogus, chimerical, concocted, cooked-up, counterfeit, created, deceptive, delusive, delusory, dishonest, ersatz, fabricated, factitious, fake , faked, false, falsie, fanciful, fantastic, fashioned, feigned, fictional, fictive, figmental, hyped up, illusory, imaginary, imagined, improvised, invented, made, make-believe, misleading, mock, mythical, phony, queer, romantic, sham, simulated, spurious, suppositious, supposititious, synthetic, trumped-up, unreal, untrue
Antonyms: true


Pseudonym is commonly used when writing things. And that's what we're doing.


C'mon, now. I'm in on the joke...

[Ronne]

I think your best bet is to stop being a fucking dank and do something productive with your time. Like playing a MMO or someth....aw fuck, my burn makes no sense on this board. But screw it, smoke less weed, it's ruining your lungs! Think of your poor lungs man!

[Rayne]

Originally posted by matt the gimp
I started smoking weed last year and now I smoke a shitload. I've been in a dry spell and the last ladies were pre-smoke days.

Now, should you wait to tell a girl that you blaze, or is it cool to tell them earlier?

Tell her you smoke. Ask for her help to quit. Exploit the sympathy angle, tap her ass, then kick her to the curb on the way to the next party. Screw that "love" shit.

[Cybsled]

In my experience, girls who smoke are the best bet for guys who smoke.

Then again, one has to question the judgement of them, since most times they think the guy is deep. Although in my experience, most male stoners are about as deep as the water in a kiddie pool situated in the middle of death valley.