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06-30-2009, 02:29 PM
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| You are just another normal!  Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 9,333
| Hell I'm not gonna lie, I jerked it once in Basic. It was basically the perfect setup, too. I was cleaning the toilets in the bathroom and they were waxing the floors outside. Someone forgot I was in there and waxed right outside the door, so I couldn't leave, and no one could get in. It's like...who wouldn't rub one out in that situation?
__________________ Joined at the soul with a pair of headphones, we need nobody to let ourselves go. Always at my side as we rock the stage show -- in an ocean of music, we move with the flow. Hand in my hand, I don’t wanna let go; a partner in life on this mean old road. We got the wind on our backs that blow, we can't drift apart we just move with the flow. |
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06-30-2009, 02:32 PM
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| Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NoVa
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+29 Internets | Dude, I jerked it several times. That was bullshit, about them putting saltpeter in the food so we wouldn't get hard. It was the same as the shitting. You're exhausted, tired, stressed, thinking about other shit, haven't seen a decent woman in god knows how long... |
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06-30-2009, 10:46 PM
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| Oh Yeah!  Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: California
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| I did not jerk it once in basic, but the second i was alone in my room back home, VOLCANO!
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07-02-2009, 08:06 AM
| #350 (permalink) |
| You are just another normal! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houston, TX
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| Hatorade is a cannon with broken spokes?!?!?
__________________ Joined at the soul with a pair of headphones, we need nobody to let ourselves go. Always at my side as we rock the stage show -- in an ocean of music, we move with the flow. Hand in my hand, I don’t wanna let go; a partner in life on this mean old road. We got the wind on our backs that blow, we can't drift apart we just move with the flow. |
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07-02-2009, 08:11 AM
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| Board Appointed Counselor  Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dallas
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+29 Internets | A PISS cannon!
__________________ Tempest - EQ2 - Permafrost Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn - In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming "That is not dead which can Eternal lie, and with strange Eons even death may die" - H. P. Lovecraft Quote:
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07-02-2009, 01:49 PM
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| Board Appointed Counselor Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dallas
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+29 Internets | ...is my command. Presto Chango!
__________________ Tempest - EQ2 - Permafrost Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn - In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming "That is not dead which can Eternal lie, and with strange Eons even death may die" - H. P. Lovecraft Quote:
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07-23-2009, 11:25 PM
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| Give me hairless cooch or give me death!  Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Florida
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__________________ --If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless. | |
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07-25-2009, 04:42 PM
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| It's a party in the USA  Join Date: Dec 2008
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__________________ Hello, my name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito Ruíz y Picasso. | |
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08-08-2009, 01:45 PM
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| Hobophobic  Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Austin, TX
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