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06-30-2009, 02:29 PM
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| You are just another normal!  Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houston, TX
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| Hell I'm not gonna lie, I jerked it once in Basic. It was basically the perfect setup, too. I was cleaning the toilets in the bathroom and they were waxing the floors outside. Someone forgot I was in there and waxed right outside the door, so I couldn't leave, and no one could get in. It's like...who wouldn't rub one out in that situation?
__________________ Like a ship without an anchor, like a slave without a chain, just the thought of those sweet ladies sends a shiver through my veins. And I will go on shining, shining like brand new. I'll never look behind me, my troubles will be few. Goodbye stranger, it's been nice. Hope you find your paradise. Tried to see your point of view, hope your dreams will all come true. Goodbye Mary, goodbye Jane, will we ever meet again? Feel no sorrow, feel no shame. Come tomorrow, feel no pain. |
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06-30-2009, 02:32 PM
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| Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NoVa
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+29 Internets | Dude, I jerked it several times. That was bullshit, about them putting saltpeter in the food so we wouldn't get hard. It was the same as the shitting. You're exhausted, tired, stressed, thinking about other shit, haven't seen a decent woman in god knows how long... |
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06-30-2009, 10:46 PM
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| Oh Yeah!  Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: California
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| I did not jerk it once in basic, but the second i was alone in my room back home, VOLCANO!
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07-02-2009, 08:06 AM
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| You are just another normal! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houston, TX
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| Hatorade is a cannon with broken spokes?!?!?
__________________ Like a ship without an anchor, like a slave without a chain, just the thought of those sweet ladies sends a shiver through my veins. And I will go on shining, shining like brand new. I'll never look behind me, my troubles will be few. Goodbye stranger, it's been nice. Hope you find your paradise. Tried to see your point of view, hope your dreams will all come true. Goodbye Mary, goodbye Jane, will we ever meet again? Feel no sorrow, feel no shame. Come tomorrow, feel no pain. |
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07-02-2009, 08:11 AM
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| Board Appointed Counselor  Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dallas
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+29 Internets | A PISS cannon!
__________________ X-Box Live - TrueTzimisce Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn - In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming "That is not dead which can Eternal lie, and with strange Eons even death may die" - H. P. Lovecraft Quote:
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07-02-2009, 01:49 PM
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| Board Appointed Counselor Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dallas
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+29 Internets | ...is my command. Presto Chango!
__________________ X-Box Live - TrueTzimisce Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn - In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming "That is not dead which can Eternal lie, and with strange Eons even death may die" - H. P. Lovecraft Quote:
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07-23-2009, 11:25 PM
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| Give me hairless cooch or give me death!  Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Florida
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__________________ --If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless. | |
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07-25-2009, 04:42 PM
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| It's a party in the USA  Join Date: Dec 2008
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__________________ Hello, my name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito Ruíz y Picasso. | |
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08-08-2009, 01:45 PM
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| Hobophobic  Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Austin, TX
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