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Old 06-30-2009, 02:29 PM   #346 (permalink)
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Hell I'm not gonna lie, I jerked it once in Basic. It was basically the perfect setup, too. I was cleaning the toilets in the bathroom and they were waxing the floors outside. Someone forgot I was in there and waxed right outside the door, so I couldn't leave, and no one could get in. It's like...who wouldn't rub one out in that situation?
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Goodbye stranger, it's been nice. Hope you find your paradise. Tried to see your point of view, hope your dreams will all come true. Goodbye Mary, goodbye Jane, will we ever meet again? Feel no sorrow, feel no shame. Come tomorrow, feel no pain.
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Old 06-30-2009, 02:32 PM   #347 (permalink)
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Dude, I jerked it several times. That was bullshit, about them putting saltpeter in the food so we wouldn't get hard. It was the same as the shitting. You're exhausted, tired, stressed, thinking about other shit, haven't seen a decent woman in god knows how long...
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Old 06-30-2009, 10:46 PM   #348 (permalink)
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I did not jerk it once in basic, but the second i was alone in my room back home, VOLCANO!
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At any rate, I am currently working with the LAPD to file a restraining order against Jon, Justin (Brittney), and several others who have had a hand in the ongoing drama involving Hoofshots and its trolling. That trolling has been ongoing over the last two years, and recently crossed a line into real-life harassment. So I'm through with simply tolerating it. As this is now a legal issue, I'm not going to discuss it any further.
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Old 07-01-2009, 08:14 PM   #349 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2009, 08:06 AM   #350 (permalink)
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Hatorade is a cannon with broken spokes?!?!?
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Like a ship without an anchor, like a slave without a chain, just the thought of those sweet ladies sends a shiver through my veins. And I will go on shining, shining like brand new. I'll never look behind me, my troubles will be few.

Goodbye stranger, it's been nice. Hope you find your paradise. Tried to see your point of view, hope your dreams will all come true. Goodbye Mary, goodbye Jane, will we ever meet again? Feel no sorrow, feel no shame. Come tomorrow, feel no pain.
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Old 07-02-2009, 08:11 AM   #351 (permalink)
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A PISS cannon!
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I sucked Tuco's dick to get mine this big.
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Old 07-02-2009, 08:30 AM   #352 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2009, 01:08 PM   #353 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2009, 01:49 PM   #354 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2009, 02:12 PM   #355 (permalink)
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Fucking ROFL! I do have to change it back however.
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:25 PM   #356 (permalink)
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So, by that reasoning, the most normal person on these boards is... kegkilla (or has Dumar finally passed him?). Assuming the inverse is true, the most dysfunctional is Wolfen.
I'm not dysfunctional! I'm SPECIAL, and I know that because the shortbus driver told me so!
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Old 07-25-2009, 04:42 PM   #357 (permalink)
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I'm not dysfunctional! I'm SPECIAL, and I know that because the shortbus driver told me so!
Wrong thread.
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Old 07-25-2009, 05:31 PM   #358 (permalink)
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Wrong thread.
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Old 08-08-2009, 01:45 PM   #359 (permalink)
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Hell I'm not gonna lie, I jerked it once in Basic. It was basically the perfect setup, too. I was cleaning the toilets in the bathroom and they were waxing the floors outside. Someone forgot I was in there and waxed right outside the door, so I couldn't leave, and no one could get in. It's like...who wouldn't rub one out in that situation?
I always had the 0200 - 0300 fireguard shift. One person had to check the latrine every 15 minutes while the other stayed at the desk up front. Yeah, no one was ever in the latrine at those times~
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