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Old 04-10-2003, 08:12 AM   #151 (permalink)
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You are fat IRL
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Old 04-11-2003, 04:02 PM   #152 (permalink)
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Uber! I've finally figured it out... Sam Deathwalkers latest dirty h0 conquest is actually your mother! The puzzle was bothering me for some time but I finally connected the dots... she's pimping herself to Sam to give him material to post about and provide you with money and good material to flame. Keeping your fat chimp ass happy and content sitting inside hitting F5 and blowing a load with excitement everytime someones posted on one of your overtly homosexual threads.

You see? It all comes full circle, but then I thought about how Sam said he'd already nailed this chick, and BAM! it hit me, Sam is your daddy!

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Old 04-11-2003, 10:00 PM   #153 (permalink)
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phatboy do you ever find yourself with no pens at school?? Here is a good site for you to visit and you can get all the pens you'll ever need!! Lots of different shapes, colors and sizes too!

http://www.penisland.com

Visit the island and forget Office Max!
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Old 04-12-2003, 04:06 PM   #154 (permalink)
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Badluckjon, back in highschool I went through pens/pencils like mad, i'd chew them endlessly and half the time they weren't mine, but belonged to the guy/girl infront of me. Eventually I had a large collection of chewed pens and pencils in my locker; but no one would lend me a new one.
You see they got smart to the fact that I was a chewer, and that was alright, because most of them where to, just they wanted to keep their pens and pencils in a virgin state for their own joy and chewing amusement.

But now I have nice pens that I don't chew, because i've replaced chewing pens/pencils with drinking. But I get rather nervous if I don't have a pen on me to write anything down, its kind of like you with no KY and your boyfriend wanting that obviously fat internet cock of yours.

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And where does Office Max fit into this?
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Old 04-12-2003, 08:31 PM   #155 (permalink)
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uhm office max sells pens man.. I dunno you kind of went off on a tangeant (sp?) there.

Oh .. I have a girlfriend IRL i promise!!
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Old 04-13-2003, 10:10 AM   #156 (permalink)
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Don't have Office Max in this part of the world... we have Office Depot!

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Old 04-13-2003, 01:03 PM   #157 (permalink)
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you guys are the two gayest offspring of the sam deathwalker/howzah love relationship

kill yourselves

now pls go back to trying to flame one another, or maybe one of you will try to flame me

either way i'm confident that you suck at life.
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Old 04-13-2003, 01:35 PM   #158 (permalink)
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worthless has small pnus. xfer to sullon plz
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Old 04-13-2003, 11:06 PM   #159 (permalink)
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the first one on the hook!

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Old 04-14-2003, 05:32 AM   #160 (permalink)
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badluckjon vs. phatboy, quite possibly the gayest thing on these boards.
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Old 04-14-2003, 10:28 AM   #161 (permalink)
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Coming from you, that's highly hypocritical.
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Old 04-14-2003, 10:38 AM   #162 (permalink)
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Hey bog, why dont you steal your guilds shit, move to legends, then come back to the rathe and join a shitty zerg guild, oh wait. Sorry, you can go back to sucking that fat fuck Aeguevas off on the RTA, fucking homo.
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Old 04-14-2003, 06:19 PM   #163 (permalink)
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worthless that picture is so overused. Give me something 100% original yet still just as classic as that one. Until then, you have smallest penis ever.
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Old 04-14-2003, 06:38 PM   #164 (permalink)
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Better to have the smallest penis ever, than no penis at all.
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Old 04-15-2003, 04:34 PM   #165 (permalink)
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Something tells me little penis is talking from experience. Probably cries himself to sleep each night.

"it's better than no penis, it's better than no penis, it's better than no penis, it's better than no penis, it's better than..."
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