[Pancreas]

I got to thinking about scientology as a business model and realized that if I managed to start a movement that was merely fractionally as financially successful, I could totally graduate debt free.

So I threw around some names a bit and here's what I have so far...

Scythe-entology! come reap the rewards!

Sigh-entology! life is exhalerating!

Psi-entology! we know what you're thinking...

Cyan-tology! We'll blue your mind!

I really have no idea what the contents or the belief system will be but I figured that hasn't stopped anyone else with these kinds of projects. All I have to do is make sure I copyright protect everything I do for the next few years, up to and including seizures and bowel movements. Then I will release all of my revelations in a handsomely leather bound encyclopedia set.

Or screw that... I might just develop a program showing people how they can create their own golden cash cow by making a personal cult. Forget becoming your own boss now you too can be your very own personal messiah.

At any rate I whole heartedly support anonymous. The mind fuck market needs a good shake up or else any of these other start up religions are going to agonize in vain.