Man, Leno from January 3rd just had me in tears - by far the funniest episode in a LONG time. The leftover crap from holiday segment was particulary hilarious.
"does it vibrate?"
The penis lamp: "Does it come in black? Yeah, but you need both hands to turn it on"
The Hilary Clinton nutcracker...
Though they could have skipped the mankini part

(the swimsuit Borat wore in his movie...)