View Single Post
Old 11-08-2007, 03:24 PM   #7520 (permalink)
Phoenix
FUCKING DICE
 
Phoenix's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arizona
Posts: 4,983
Why the fuck does everyone wear dogtags nowadays? Everytime I see some fag with one I wanna punch them in the face.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saidin View Post
Maybe it was just a virgin thing, but when I was 13-14 I tried compiling a list of places I could beat off in and get away with it. I had some close calls, but fuck was it worth it.

I almost got caught in the girls bathroom in a stall beating it when a janitor came in there. She asked if I was "alright", I had to pull off my best girls voice and tell her that my stomach was upset. I had no idea if she believed I was a girl so I took the fuck off as soon as she cleaned the stall next to me.
Phoenix is online now   Reply With Quote

 
Uberguilds Network