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Originally Posted by Regime  The sky starts to darken and the ground begins to rumble. Tiny demons emerge from the center field of Wrigley stadium. At the helm of this demonic onslaught emerges a old man riding a large goat with red fiery eyes and blacken hooves. Taking a closer look, the fans realize that this is no mere man they have shunned. For he is SATAN! Slayer is heard in the distance playing "Hell Awaits" as Wrigley begins to cave in on herself. Thousands of fans are swallowed up into the Chicago sewer system as they make their descent...... straight to hell.
Only Schilling walks away unscathed. For the Apocalypse has begun. |
Hilarious.
Also, I second the win-win of a Red Sox vs. Cubs World Series. I just don't think the Cubbies are past their curse quite yet.