today was a great day my friends. however, the best part of today was not the phillies winning the NL east. the best part of today was seeing the look on the faces of all those filthy, ugly mets fans (the ones who were stupid enough to stay after the 1st inning anyway) as their beloved team became officially recognized as one big steaming pile of shit (even though some of us have known this for a long time). i know i saw at least one person crying. if i had my choice of going to see the phils win today (for the record i went to the vs. braves games tuesday and wednesday night, thursday night i tried to buy tickets for all three of this weekend's games but they were all sold out... goddamn bandwagon jumpers) or being at shea to heckle those pathetic mets i would take the mets game hands down.
tom glavine, you know what to do...