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Originally Posted by Laedrun "Paramedics say Marian was not breathing and his heart was not beating when they arrived, but they were able to revive him and rushed him to Jackson Memorial hospital, where he was in critical condition Sunday night."
ROFL, he wasn't just struck by lightning...he was struck DEAD by lightning, then brought back to life by paramedics with a defibrillator!!
HAAAAAA!!HAAAAAA!HAAAAAA!!
When I lived close to the border I was annoyed on a weekly basis by door to door, no english speaking, mexican bible thumpers. Weekly I would pray to the beautiful Yaska Queen of Death (my chosen deity) to strike them dead with her glorious pussy-thunderbolts, sadly my prayers went unanswered...until now!! ;p |
Yaska Queen of Death does not exist you fool