LOL, a valiant attempt to re-rail the IQ thread.
No need to rehash my paintball inadequacies in great detail here, but as anyone who read the IQ thread knows, I am not very good at paintball.
Played twice, both times on outdoor woods settings.
My first time playing, a friend and I found a small bunker and basically hid in it the whole time, occasionally sneaking out to see if anyone was coming, and firing some pointless shots in their general directions before scurrying back into the bunker.
The second time, I was not lucky enough to have a bunker. I was with a group of about 10 people marching through a valley with enemy fire raining down on us from over a small hill. Our position was very exposed, and our "leader" was basically a moron. I ran for the nearest tree, ducked behind it, and fired blindly into the distance. Everyone else ran off to engage the people on the hill. I remained behind in the trees and ran around hiding and firing. Eventually two or three people started opening fire on my position, and one of them managed to clip me in the ass. I had a welt the size of a quarter on my left butt cheek for about a week after that. Consequently, I haven't played paintball ever since.