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Originally Posted by PerritoBites  When you mix orange juice and vodka you make a screwdriver. Drink enough screwdrivers and you will get drunk. Does this mean that orange juice has alcohol? Switch orange juice with republicans and vodka with religion. ?????? Profit. |
You obviously missed the two impossible-to-miss bar charts where belief in evolution is broken down by both religious piety and partisan affiliation.
You also missed the memo where the religious positions on the following issues:
-Abortion
-Gay Rights
-Global Warming
-Contraception
-Evolution
-Stem Cell Research
-Religious Crusades
...are also the official platform of the Republican Party.