I had kind of a weird epiphany on the subject of a banner:
Why not just go for "Millie OmniMedia" (teehee) and make it a global Millie's Whatever House, putting in caricatures of Millie with a small title (eg - ticketholding with "Movies" captioning her, 'House' Millie with "TV", and so on).
Just a thought.
And yes, we could have "Manga" Millie getting it on with her hentai self, just for James. =P