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Originally Posted by Blumpster  That's kind of interesting, and makes a bit of sense. I seem to remember hearing that back in the old days of the Greeks and Romans that small penis size was a sign of fertility? That's why you never see statues of guys with giant hanging ding dongs? |
The subject of penis sizes on classical statues came up in an Art History class I took back in college, believe it or not. The prof didn't know exactly why all the ancient Greek and Roman statues were hung like newborn babies, but he did suggest that Greeks (and the Romans who copied their art) were obsessed with youth. Hence, the smooth, hairless bodies and tiny units on the statues, despite well muscled bodies and adult proportions elsewhere.
Or, to translate that into Rickshawese: "lol ancient gr33ks = ped0s!!!1"