| Worst thing I've done so far is puking all over the hall floor. I didn't do this on purpose, but I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time because I had sprained the living shit out of my ankle earlier running home drunk from the bar. I'm the first hall puker of the year and the first confirmed retard as well.
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Quizzical dog says:"I am perplexed and confused about the human obsession with the superficial, topological minutae of their bodies, instead of consistently pressing a more comprehensive set of criteria for their health index...now where did I put my damn chew toy....grrrrrrowrggrrrrrr..." | 