[GarilaXegony]

So I live in a dorm. The great thing about dorms is that RAs get the oppurtunity to be used and abused for free room and board. I am an RA.

For some reason at 3:45 people decided to break a metal door off it's hinges and break out the small glass window on it so they could blow the fire extinguisher in the penthouse lounge area of my building (9th floor).

So when there is a fire alarm we have to check the fire panel blah blah blah and go to the "pull site" so I run up the 9 flights of stairs as fast as I can and of course I am dizzy from running in a giant circle. I go into the lounge and find a nice thick cloud of fire extinguisher shit. So I am breathing heavier than normal and suck a bunch of that shit in, even through my shirt while looking to see if the bastards are hiding in a dark corner or something. They weren't.

Meanwhile 450 people are standing out in an inch of fresh snow, most wearing sandals and pajamas because you don't really think about the weather when you get woken up at 3:45 in the morning to a fire alarm. So add twenty minutes in the snow doing crowd control.

Even better is the attempts at "booby trapping" the stairs with baby oil and a concoction of orange juice and dish soap to grease up the floor so people would slip. And then now I can't stop coughing because of all the fire extinguisher shit in my lungs.

I have no real use in writing this except because I wanted to bitch and everyone else went back to bed (probably because they arent coughing their lungs out) and I think it would be fun to see this story illustrated by the screenshot crew.... work your magic.