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Originally Posted by Schatze

Seems to me to be some sort of fusion of the epic etta (or whatever epic the story of beowulf comes from) with lasers pew pew. Could be interesting, will likely suck.

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If seeing men nearly nude (no dongs or balls flopping about, no hot man on man oil rubbing or what have you) causes you discomfort, you're either a.) a closet case, b.) conscious or unconscious jealousy/intimidation/low self-esteem/other factor. That may sound like stupid pop-cultural analyses, but there's a surprising amount of biological and psychological basis for it.

Fuck, I can look at brad pitt from snatch or fight club, or the dudes in 300, and realize that they're aesthetically quite pleasing without any attraction or arousal. Most guys are capable of doing so, though they won't admit it cause of "teh ghey".

Do you feel uncomfortable at a beach surrounded by many people, unattractive, without their shirts on? If so, why, if not, why not, what differentiates that from this other than the ones on screen are aesthetically pleasing (read: attractive to those who swing that way),

ppst... vikings, unlike greek hoplites, actually did often go into battle naked.

Yeah, I know, you've probably just been raised in a way that has ingrained "woah dude, pseudo-peener this is GAY!" but still.
closet case

Sounds like you're a closet case trying to justify that boner 300 gave you.