| Little does this poor schmuck know just how far down the rabbit hole goes...
FoH is responsible for:
- All the wars in the world
- The death of Jesus
- The death of Muhammad
- Making Buddha fat (he used to be quite handsome before we got to him)
- The Crusades
- The fall of Rome
- The Holocaust
- Both elections of George W. Bush
- The sitcom "Becker"
- 9/11
- 10/11 (so secret you didn't even know it took place!)
- All those "enlarge your penis now!" spam messages
- American cheese
- A joint global hegemony currently being orchestrated by McDonald's & Starbucks, and which is really just paving the way for the New World Order
- The band Color Me Badd
- The decline of morality in popular culture
- The price of oil
- The invasion of Iraq
- Carrot Top
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