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Tirinal · 12-06-2006, 08:23 PM

I think there should just be a Grand Poobah hat that that forces anyone making under 200k a year to obey every whim of the wearer. It can be raffled off every couple months or so, defaulting to Scott Adams for the first term. The wearer assumes Cyclopean religious justness in every decree issued but must make all such pronouncements in an iambic pentameter that rhymes to the verses of H.M.S. Pinafore. It will be like worldwide Shariah law, but with more orgies.

If we're going to have institutionalized religion, we should at least not be half-assed about it.

12-06-2006, 08:23 PM	#37 (permalink)
Tirinal Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 721 +0 Internets	I think there should just be a Grand Poobah hat that that forces anyone making under 200k a year to obey every whim of the wearer. It can be raffled off every couple months or so, defaulting to Scott Adams for the first term. The wearer assumes Cyclopean religious justness in every decree issued but must make all such pronouncements in an iambic pentameter that rhymes to the verses of H.M.S. Pinafore. It will be like worldwide Shariah law, but with more orgies. If we're going to have institutionalized religion, we should at least not be half-assed about it. Last edited by Tirinal : 12-06-2006 at 08:35 PM.