| I just found this while cleaning. It appears to be from grade school. I was the most awesome kid, ever.
Secret Cabbage Magic
The fabled knights of the round sat at the round table to enjoy a feast. Yamcha was peering into the room using a scope from the future. You see, Yamcha is a reporter from the future trying to find out how the Knights got killed. He had on a stealth armor suit, it consealed (lol spelling) his being seen from the people of the past. He was looking through his scope at the table, and turned on the camera. He video taped for a while and nothing happened. Then King Arthor grabbed his throat and started coughing. Yamcha ran into the room to get a better shot of the action. The servers that had on robes untied them and revealed themselves. The drew their swords and stabbed King Arthor threw his heart. The other knights started to choke. Their throats burst open and blood flew everywhere. They all died.
"All 13 ---- huh? only 12? That's odd" Yamcha thought. Yamcha took a glance at what must have killed them. He took a piece of cabbage and put in in an analyzer. It read:
"THIS CABBAGE
highly combustable
Just add water"
"So that's how the deed was done" said Yamcha. By now guards had entered the room. Beep beep beep the sound was next to his ear.
The End
I don't know what the fuck most of this means, but I wish I had 1/100th of the creativity I had when I was 9 years old. |