| I went to the "house music" tent in coachella this year and my face nearly exploded (you could hear the bass in the parking lot, about a mile away). Oh, and some extremely tall asian asked my mouse of a friend if he was baked yet. And by ask I mean grabed him by the arm and dragged him into a dark corner and yelled.
Moral of the story: house music = 5 second long sample played on repeat for 10 minutes, techno = sometimes somewhat more interesting if the person dj'ing can play an instrument, too.
My point? . . .
I had one?
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