| *sigh*
If only Yakov Smirnoff were still alive....
Vut a cuntry...
What were we talking about again? Yea, Yakov... the collapse of the Soviet Union fucked up his whole act and drove him to insanity. He dropped the accent (a mistake he would later regret) and changed his name to Sporky Ramirez. Nobody ever fully comprehended his new act as a down in the dumps Mexican hit man turned car salesman. It didn't help that people still recognized him as Yakov and not Sporky. His shows usually ending up with people discrediting him on stage as a racist and or hate monger.
Long story short, a gang of Mexican midgets from West Hollywood finally caught up with him and put the Sporky act to rest... forever.
This story is real. I was one of those midgets. |