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Originally Posted by Zehn - Vhex Fuck Salvatore btw. Fuck him and his fucking Drizzt bullshit. Fuck. |
Yessah!!
Salvatore permanently ghey-ified what was one of D&D's best evil creations. Then again, Salavatore's books in general indicate that he dreams of cock. I point to his Cleric Quintet that I could only stomach the first installment of, as his main hero was more pussywhipped than a dude on an afternoon soap, and his teh uberest weapon was the D&D version of a metal yo-yo that his ass-slave cleric referred to as "spindle disks."
Salvatore can be rightly credited for creating the Homo mythos of the D&D universe, where everyone tries to be a chick. His dark elf books hit heights of gheyness that even George Lucas cannot fathom.
Back on topic - I just hope that someday an evil character, like a dark elf, can gain actual rewards from killing every goodly creature they set eyes on. It always pissed me off that high elves got props from Tunare for killing dark elves, but Innoruuk still tried to kill me after I leveled to 60 on a steady diet of anything good that had a pulse. I killed so many asslings, light elves, druids and rangers in EQ that I should have had my own house on the Plane of Hate.