| The Internet Beatdown Threats are so 1990.
These are message boards.
If you are so horrible at expressing yourself in words, to the point that you need to resort to [fake] real-life violence, then you need to get off the computer.
No one is scared of your physical threats. There are a thousand reasons not to post your real-life information on the internet, but the fear of you showing up to fight is not one of them.
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