| this is hilarious, but has been done. mainly by the legend Steve O Brien, this skinny little tyke was a friend from highschool. i watched him get fired from best buy, and he started to work at staples. i still worked at best buy and we talked shit on it constantly.....steve had about 5 shirts. not enough for a real mass attack like this but good enough. he gathered 4 other people from our highschool and they all put on the shirts and went into the store.
now when they went into the store they pretended to be employees, and dropped "fuck" constantly to every customer. some customers didnt hear it others were like "um ok". now since steve worked there and knew security this all went on for close to 40 mins before they were all chased out. what set it off was he called a woman and her 5 yr old daughter "stupid cunts" for not knowing that printers are found in the computer section not the media section.
this was possibly one of his best pranks, his best prank was his senoir prank. in highschool we had this TV news program in the morning, basically it was the pledge of allegiance followed by a short "news" intro then to morning news from students of what was going on in the school. The Media dept. did this everyday and Steve took a media class and made friends so he knew his away around the department.
so towards the end of year, he spent the night in the library, slept there. he ran upstairs to where they film the morning news at 5 am. he then proceeded to take a porno he had with him and dub each intro tape with a good 2 mins of porno. there are 6 intro tapes in a drawer. they were pre recorded intros in a drawer, each one was used randomly for the week. steve didnt know which tape would be used so he ruined them all . hahaha...so good.
he knew that when they play the morning intro they play it in the side control room, which had a lock on the door. he then set the door to lock when closed, then went back to hide in teh library.
school starts, everyone goes to first period, then to homeroom. during homeroom the pledge of alliegance goes, then the intro tape, about 30 seconds into the intro tape 3 girls come on the screen for a solid lesbian scene. shit was hawt, my teacher fell off her stool trying to turn off the tv so we wouldnt see, which we then boo'ed to her actions. however it was great, every class room this was shown and every one of them the class cheered during it. now , like he thought would happen the side control room door was closed, so no one could turn the tape off. the head of the media dept ended up running up the stairs to the department and pulling the plug on the entire main board just to shut off all the tvs. one of the best senoir pranks ever. no one knew who did it for at least a week when som fatass on his bus ratted him out , and was beat up for doing so. steve was banned from school grounds for 5 years and wasnt allowed to walk in graduation....but still got the diploma...haha fucker made out like a bandit with that punishment. no one has been able to top it since.
O'Brien Rules. | 