| MS : Hey, did you get the memo that we need this on Xbox 360? We plan to have about 2-3 games worth a damn by Summer of '07 and we need "Vaguard : Saga of Grinding" by Christmas to meet that projection.
Brad : Uh, can't do that. It's taking our coders a long time to get updates done, partially because I had a special program installed on their PC's which only allow 20 keystrokes per minute. Yeah, it takes longer, but I feel it's more immersive.
Smed : Hey Brad buddy, come on back over to my place. You'll have full control. Promise! <3 <3 <3
Brad : I don't know... you sure were an asshole before. I can't be used like that again.
Smed : C'mon Brady-kins! I've changed! I post on the FoH forums! I'm just a honest, working man who loves games! You saw them kissing my ass! I've changed, baby! Besides, we have cupcaaaaaaaaaakes...
Brad : Well... ok. Microsoft... I'm leaving you.
Microsoft : Fine, you're a n00b anyway. Less lag for me. Can I have your stuff?
Brad : Ok, lets get to work!
Smed : Right! Oh, by the way, our marketing department has decided we need the name changed to "World of Final Vanguard X : Breasts of the Star Wars Matrix One Ring." Also, we are going to need you to have Vanguard out by next month for PS3.
Brad : What? PS3 isn't even due out until 2007!
Smed : Yeah, we know. Oops, hey, can you grab that baby that is making it's way to the door?
Brad : I... I wish I could quit you.
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