For reasons concerning your own safety, any nerd would consider his health before reading further. The why and the how I retained such Saved By the Bell knowledge to this date is a mystery.
To discuss the screwed storyline of Saved By the Bell, we must start with the beginning. In the pilot -> the episodes prior the disappearance of Ms. Bliss/Milo the school was referred to as John F. Kennedy Junior High School, rather than Bayside High School as it is known for the most of the series. It was also mentioned in one of the earlier episodes, that the school is Indiapolis, Illinois rather than the California coast. So following the first episodes, Ms. Bliss, Milo, Mikey (the pre-AC Slater) vanished, while Zack, Screech, Lisa, Mr. Belding, and the entire fucking building migrated to California and changed it's name to Bayside High School.
In the following seasons, it stayed pretty much regular until the strange Kelly Kapowski // Tori Bikerchick switch-a-roo. Kelly vanishes and is replaced by this boyish biker chick named Tori who was only around for a short amount of time, which was shortly replaced by...Kelly again...
Yes. I know I am a huge nerd for knowing this, and an even bigger nerd for actually typing this up. It is the most boring god damn day at work today and I have NOTHING else better to do. Enjoy.
