First off: Azria.
Well put!
And now, the red meat. Paradigm turns the Plane of Valor into another goddamn Karnors.
Here, we see Searyx, that pure scum of Norrath, training Skele's out of the graveyard area so people will stop dying. I must admit, it was very hard to do, but after 10 mins of watching PD run around like chickens with their heads cut off, I decided SOMEBODY needed to do SOMETHING. The only thing notable about this screenshot is the hitsmode. First 2 hits are what PD's original train did to me. The other 4 hits shown are what the Skeletons did to me when I trained them away and Egressed.
Ah, but it gets better! After all this, several Paradigm members decide that since Searyx is in the zone, HE must have the been the master trainer! I saw him with 2 skeletons attacking him running away from the GY! IT MUST BE HIM!
I loved watching Paradigm deal with the train. "Now, if we stand perfectly still, they'll just run by us... CRUNCH!"
Hey PD! Crystalized Golems =/ T-Rex!
I mean, a dozen of them. None of them invisible, watching 3 Yellow Golems run by... then run by again... then run over them... then run by... and finally run INTO them and kill them. At this point, the "chicken with it's head cut off" routine kicks in, and we see a dozen un-SoWed, unbuffed naked PD members running in half-assed circles, making sure to never actually LEAVE the GY area.
It was a thing of beauty, watching those moron trains. First it was three golems. Then someone trained a random Razorfiend and gated once it got near the graveyard. Then someone grabbed a group of 5 skeletons from the nearby house, ran over to the GY, and died. How the fuck did these people ever get out of Crushbone?
Well, thanks goes to PD for making my Valor desert camping interesting that night!
The worst had to be poor Nolwen. This guy was just minding his own business, when PD trains the named into the castle. Nolwen is bound there. Goddamn named summoned him 10 times before /q took effect
