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Old 02-18-2006, 02:19 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Bunkertor 7
Who in their right mind would marry that pig?
In her present form.. no one.

You must understand that marraige is a long journey. During this voyage through human companionship certain forces can act upon the physical manifestation of your better half and cause a metamorphasis of sorts. Being similar in the way a catepillar transforms into a butterfly; Except in reverse. The beautifull and delicate creature you first came to love can, in time, become a grubby little meatsack that consumes everything that falls within lurching distance of it's mouth.

Life, it seems, has a sense of humor. Life has also been known to be somewhat of a bitch.
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