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Zinke · 02-15-2006, 03:54 AM

This is a drunk post, but it won't be a stupid 'woooo, I'm so drunk, lolz!@$' post.

GF broke up with me almost 2 weeks ago, forcing me to cancel reservations at a swanky restaurant and feel sort of miserable on V-day.

Me and a buddy are out drinking tonight, waiting for some other friends, when he sees his ex-gf with her new fiancee. He feels like shit and after a few drinks we decide to head to the strip club to drown our collective sorrows.

Long story short, we get wasted, have a blast, and I end up with both a cool ass waitress' phone number and a stripper's phone number. The stripper is going out on a gambling boat with me this sunday, and the waitress (who is hot, but is so cool I'd be fine with just hanging out with her as a friend, seriously) wanted to go clubbing this weekend, but I'm busy. Yes, they were both real numbers, I called both and they went and got their phones and they returned the call.

My buddy ended up getting another stripper's # who was cool, but has a BF, so she was just doing the hustler stripper move of making you think she's interested by giving her phone #. Before someone says that's what the stripper was doing to me, she bought me 3 drinks. Strippers don't do that for custies, they let you buy them drinks.

Anyways, this isn't a bragging thread, though it probably came out that way cause I'm drunk. It's just a 'Valentine's for singles' thread. Those who have been recently dumped or are just perennial a single and what you did that said 'fuck traditional Valentine's shit!'.

All you people with happy relationships, stay the fuck out.

02-15-2006, 03:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
Zinke I think I'm drunk enough to drive you home. Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: What is, is. Posts: 2,458 +0 Internets	Valentine's day turned out O-K This is a drunk post, but it won't be a stupid 'woooo, I'm so drunk, lolz!@$' post. GF broke up with me almost 2 weeks ago, forcing me to cancel reservations at a swanky restaurant and feel sort of miserable on V-day. Me and a buddy are out drinking tonight, waiting for some other friends, when he sees his ex-gf with her new fiancee. He feels like shit and after a few drinks we decide to head to the strip club to drown our collective sorrows. Long story short, we get wasted, have a blast, and I end up with both a cool ass waitress' phone number and a stripper's phone number. The stripper is going out on a gambling boat with me this sunday, and the waitress (who is hot, but is so cool I'd be fine with just hanging out with her as a friend, seriously) wanted to go clubbing this weekend, but I'm busy. Yes, they were both real numbers, I called both and they went and got their phones and they returned the call. My buddy ended up getting another stripper's # who was cool, but has a BF, so she was just doing the hustler stripper move of making you think she's interested by giving her phone #. Before someone says that's what the stripper was doing to me, she bought me 3 drinks. Strippers don't do that for custies, they let you buy them drinks. Anyways, this isn't a bragging thread, though it probably came out that way cause I'm drunk. It's just a 'Valentine's for singles' thread. Those who have been recently dumped or are just perennial a single and what you did that said 'fuck traditional Valentine's shit!'. All you people with happy relationships, stay the fuck out.