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Originally Posted by WorthlessMufuka wow, what a fruit cake. that boy WILL die of HIV and aids. i promise it |
Unfortunately, for the common man, that's exactly the opposite of what will happen. Turns out 4 years down the line he comes of age and starts sucking off high profile homos in local Hollywood sex clubs to earn enough cash to pay for his heroin addiction. Just so happens that one of the dicks he sucks belongs to a top executive of MTV, who in turn becomes enamored with his boyish good looks and strikingly queer personality. Said executive throws the idea to a few of his buddies on the board, they all close in for the soggy biscuit, and viola, the man has one of the most well known jobs by the year 2014.
You can see why I travelled back in time. That shit is so fucking queer it HURTS.