| Random Joke cuz I'm bored.
Ok so there is this really fat dude who decides to go to a carnival one day. While he is at the carnival he sees a sign that says "Pay $10 lose 10lbs!" so he says what the heck and goes in. Inside is a really hot girl holding a sign that says "Catch me, fuck me!" So he chases her around for a while, catches her, fucks her, and loses 10lbs.
The next day he comes back and the tent has a sign that says "Pay $20 lose 20lbs!" So the guy says "hey it worked yesterday I'll do it again." So he goes inside and there's a really hot girl in a bikini holding a sign that says "Catch me fuck me!" This one is a bit more athletic, but he finally catches her and fucks her. Losing 20lbs in the process.
Third day he comes back there's a sign that says "Pay $50 lose 50lbs!" So he goes in, sees a very very naked hot chick holding a sign that says "Catch me fuck me!" Now this one takes a while to catch, he sweats a lot but finally catches her, fucks her, and loses 50 lbs.
Now the fourth day he comes back and ofcourse the first thing he goes for is his beloved tent. Today there is a sign that says "Pay $100 lose 100lbs!!" And the dude is like OMFG THIS IS INSANE and decides to pay up. So he goes in, and there's a 350pound blackman in a g-string holding a sign that says, "Catch you, fuck you." |